Vols, Bitch: A Way of Life. June 5, 2008
Posted by bosgap in SEC Football, Vols, bitch.trackback
“Vols, bitch.” It’s not just a two word phrase; it’s a way of life. A simple set of words, yet a set of words capable of melting the face right off an unsuspecting recepient. What are these “Vols, bitch” moments that model every fiber of our being? Well…
Dunk a basketball on an unsuspecting father of two at the Y… “Vols, bitch.”
Drop 5 G’s on a new 1080i LCD for the bonus room where you will watch the demolition of the Dawgs and Gates… “Vols, bitch.”
Boot a soccer ball into an 11-year-old’s grill… “Vols, bitch.”
Drain a 20 foot birdie putt on some Vandy fans… “Vols, bitch.”
Chug the last beer in your case and chase it with a tequila shot… “Vols, bitch.”
Swim…right after you eat… “Vols, bitch.”
Making a suburban pre-teen quit in NCAA Football on XBOX Live… “Vols, bitch.”
Virtual TD’s… “Vols, bitch.”
Finish your closing remarks in the court room… “Vols, bitch.”
Watch the B. Maze rap video [youtube] at the office… “Vols, bitch.”
Ainge in Athens… “Vols, bitch.”
Meet a chick at the bar. Spill your drink all over the two of you. Still get the pussy… “Vols, bitch.”
Riot after a big game… “Vols, bitch.”
Giving a girl the “I don’t think we should have sex yet. I don’t want to screw things up” speech simply because you know it guarantees eternal sex at the snap of your fingers… “Vols, bitch.”
Your dog dropping a duece in your neighbor’s yard… “Vols, bitch.”
Walk up to a tailgate in Athens, steal a Dawg fan’s beer, take a drink, look them dead in the eye, smash it on the ground, and walk away… “Vols, bitch.
Beating the Dawgs 28-0 at halftime… “Vols, bitch.”
SEND Loserswithsocks your “Vols, bitch” moments on video. Send us just an emphatic “Vols, bitch!” right into the camera. Send us a large group doing a “Vols, bitch.” in unison. Send us whatever the hell you want. If you can’t send them via email, host them somewhere and send us the link [mediafire]. We will post them on the blog. Do it. Now.
Wake up next to your sister… “Vols, bitch.”
Gator chomp after the game winning field goal, Vols…er…Tigers, bitch.
Snipping off a young filipino boy’s foreskin… “Gators, Bitch.”
[Vols], bitch…
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Using a dead girl’s credit card to buy gas… “Gators, bitch”
Probabaly not a bad idea, bosgap… This idea of yours has potential.
I am confident that the fine Vols readers will send us videos.
Do the Gator Chomp prematurely en route to getting pwned once again. Vols, Bitch!
Fail to get 10 wins with a Heisman QB and then lose to Michigan in your bowl game… Gators, bitch.
@9 Lose to the team with Heisman QB that wins >10 games by 4 touchdowns , getting humiliated on national TV….. Vols, Bitch!
@2,5,9: Post under your own name, douche.
Big 10 Epic Fail.
@12 see MNC 2 years ago….Epic Destruction + national championship for Gators. Gators, Bitch!
Getting a new tooth…. “Vols, bitch!”
Buy weed in your Gators game jersey then get suspended for a game against The Citadel… “Gators, bitch.”
@15…good one! hahaha….i have no comeback for that one.
Nica, 15 was actually the guy who posted @ 2,5 & 9.
He’s disgracing the good name of the Cooter.
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@17 yeah, even fake jim bob can be funny sometimes…
59-20 & 41-17 Vols really bitch.
You better believe I’m funny, motherfucker.
Vols, bitch.
59-20 Gators Bitch!
didn’t see @20 butshart in my jorts Gators Bitch anyway.
Vacationing in Ritzy Shreveport, Tide Bitch
I really hope that Knowshon is eligible. it will suck to beat uga’ ass again and give them an excuse
Using, too many commas, when you aren’t supposed, to? Vols, bitch.
Splice the comma, motherfucking SEC elitest
Vols, bitch… Vols, bitch.
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Finish 3rd in your division then get picked to win the National Championship the next year… “Gators, bitch”
WVU would dominate the SEC East. All of us know it
talk shit all year long, choke on wandstadt’s pathetic panthers on national tv to lose opportunity to play in a game that matters, Eers Bitch!
59-20, Bitch
@33
59-20 used several times already. Channeling Vandy fans.
Goatees, “Vols, Bitch!”
Double chins, “Vols, Bitch!”
No necks, “Vols, Bitch!”
“VOLLLLLLLLLS, BIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!”
Used car sales… “LL, bitch.”
LL, I was waiting for someone to say that! HAHAHAHA
“Used Car Sales”, Oh Man! Snap! Ouch! Joke of the year! Let me go put on my red nose cause I just got clowned!
Willie Martinez’s balls in a jar? Eers, bitch
He will run laps for using the dead chicks credit card. It ain’t his fault she got shot up.
Gators, bitch
Logan Young, bitch
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Shoot an assault rifle into an apartment building, then get goat trails and a stern talking to as punishment… “Gators, bitch”
LL…Pull those camel nuts out of your mouth so we can understands your chump-ass