Archive | June 6, 2008

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Muskets not burning couches

If you SEC Homers can focus long enough, check this video of a real football player. Major Harris’s helmet covered in muskets (at the 45 second and 1:30 marks) , and that was exciting. You could tell who the great players were. Pat White might have to keep a second helmet on the sideline for [...]

Press Release from the Mayor of Cromptonville

OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE FROM THE OFFICE OF MAYOR JACOBS Howdy y’all. My name is Buford “Cornbread” Jacobs, and I am the Mayor of Cromptonville, NC which you may remember as the country formerly known as Burma. I can’t begin to tell everybody how excited we are to see our very own Jonathon Crompton take the [...]

2006 UGA versus My Beloved Vols, Bitch

Buffet Blimp Matt Stafford (That pic never gets old) is still a Pork Chop, and Muslims don’t like pork. Hence why the UGA WR Massaquoi doesn’t like catching the old pigskin from Pork Chop. Here is the real question: Is Knowshon Moreno academically gone? Sure we understand that English is his Second Language, so college [...]

Friday’s F. C. King Links

A classically rogue Bammeroid Booster (Wizard of Odds) Nereida Gallardo is smoking (Angry T) I love Brunettes (Hottest Girls of MySpace) My favorite DWI story of the week (Tasty Booze) I also love the Daily Show (Mac G’s World) Everyone loves to put the squeeze on Erin Andrews (Busted Coverage) George Lucas’ daughter is better [...]

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