2006 UGA versus My Beloved Vols, Bitch

2008 June 6
by Jai Eugene

Buffet Blimp Matt Stafford (That pic never gets old) is still a Pork Chop, and Muslims don’t like pork. Hence why the UGA WR Massaquoi doesn’t like catching the old pigskin from Pork Chop.

Here is the real question: Is Knowshon Moreno academically gone? Sure we understand that English is his Second Language, so college isn’t make the spanish to english conversion in his brain.

I bet this is happening: ESL’s, like Knowshon, are often falsely thought of as morons, or generally a person of lower degree/intelligence. They often use their own hybrid version of English, mixing in some of his own words or Spanish grammar. An example would be: Moreno: “Hey Stafford!? stir my Gatorade with your cock”. Classic ESL.

Happy D-Day Dawgs:

11 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 June 6

    Perfect. Moreno is an illegal alien and can’t speak Engrish. Stafford is fat and resembles a pork chop. The Muslim kid should be in GITMO. An UGA fans are redneck walmart shoppers with stimulus checks.

    Maybe they can hook up with some Gator fans to share apint of Ben & Jerry’s, a good cry, and a hold a spirited pillowfight like the one held in Jax.

    Country Roads Motherfuckers

  2. 2008 June 6

    Fuck me, I just watched that video. The Vols smoked the Georgia ass almost as bad as my Eers did in the Sugar Bowl. 51 points? Wow

  3. 2008 June 6
    Good Lord permalink

    Spurrier still owns UGA – even with his mediocre SC team.

  4. 2008 June 6

    It’s no secret that Vawls and ‘Eers have a lot in common: Inbreeding, lack of teeth, beating Jawja, and MOUNTAIN DAMN VALUES!!!

  5. 2008 June 6

    Stafford’s Bama Bangs (aka – telluM) is kickin’ it live and direct in that pic.

  6. 2008 June 6

    i didn’t know jared lorenzen inspired other quarterbacks

  7. 2008 June 6

    Vols, bitches.

  8. 2008 June 6

    Boom boom ditty ditty boom boom ditty ditty boom boom ditty ditty, bitch.

  9. 2008 August 16
    Jeff permalink

    My bet is Stafford, fat or not, still lands more chicks than you ever will.

  10. 2008 August 16
    scorched colon permalink

    rumor is that Jai has a 13.5 inch penis. Stafford is fat with a teeny chub

  11. 2008 August 16
    Dirt Mcgirt permalink

    My sources from the Golden Bubble otherwise known as Highland Park tell me that Stafford still had his v-card until he inked with UGA.

    That’s a whole lot of trust-fund twat Stafford missed out on in HP.

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