Muskets not burning couches

2008 June 6
by AngryEer

If you SEC Homers can focus long enough, check this video of a real football player.

Major Harris’s helmet covered in muskets (at the 45 second and 1:30 marks) , and that was exciting. You could tell who the great players were. Pat White might have to keep a second helmet on the sideline for this reward system…

O Line
Pancake = musket
TD, first down, or 10+ yard rush through your hole = musket

O Skill
20 yard gain, TD, 3rd/4th down conversion

Defense
Hurry, sack, tackle for loss, deflected pass/breakup, every 5 tackles, interception, forced fumble/recovery.

Punter
45 yards+, pinned inside 10 yard line, 4th and 10 conversion to seal a major BCS bowl win.

Kicker
Touchback, pinned inside the 10, field goal, xp

I actually consider myself married to West Virginia Football: ’til death do us part’, Bitch.

7 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 June 6
    moondogleft permalink

    How many people in the stands had identical DNA? 43,232? What’s the capacity in that Vanderbilt-like of yours?

  2. 2008 June 6

    Is that video in HD?

  3. 2008 June 6
    Lou Holtz's Spit Cup permalink

    It would have been nice if you would have posted the Sugar Bowl game where Major White crumbled like a pretzel in Mike Golic’s mouth.

    And it is amazing to see West Virginia is still running that single wing option offense.

  4. 2008 June 7
    zigzag permalink

    Major Harris? What the fuck?

  5. 2008 June 9
    Jack Crevol permalink

    what the fuck was that shit?

    great post! next time post the great rutgers/wvu game of last season…no no…post the big rivalry between VAg Tech and WVU…man that’s a good one.

    the slowest Dlineman at Tennessee could have caught that guy from behind.

  6. 2008 June 9

    your kids need stickers? awwww, that’s cute.

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