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Muskets not burning couches

If you SEC Homers can focus long enough, check this video of a real football player.

Major Harris’s helmet covered in muskets (at the 45 second and 1:30 marks) , and that was exciting. You could tell who the great players were. Pat White might have to keep a second helmet on the sideline for this reward system…

O Line
Pancake = musket
TD, first down, or 10+ yard rush through your hole = musket

O Skill
20 yard gain, TD, 3rd/4th down conversion

Defense
Hurry, sack, tackle for loss, deflected pass/breakup, every 5 tackles, interception, forced fumble/recovery.

Punter
45 yards+, pinned inside 10 yard line, 4th and 10 conversion to seal a major BCS bowl win.

Kicker
Touchback, pinned inside the 10, field goal, xp

I actually consider myself married to West Virginia Football: ’til death do us part’, Bitch.

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7 comments on “Muskets not burning couches

  1. [...] Muskets not burning couches (Video) [...]

  2. How many people in the stands had identical DNA? 43,232? What’s the capacity in that Vanderbilt-like of yours?

  3. Is that video in HD?

  4. It would have been nice if you would have posted the Sugar Bowl game where Major White crumbled like a pretzel in Mike Golic’s mouth.

    And it is amazing to see West Virginia is still running that single wing option offense.

  5. Major Harris? What the fuck?

  6. what the fuck was that shit?

    great post! next time post the great rutgers/wvu game of last season…no no…post the big rivalry between VAg Tech and WVU…man that’s a good one.

    the slowest Dlineman at Tennessee could have caught that guy from behind.

  7. your kids need stickers? awwww, that’s cute.

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