Bammeroid Jam
Friday night I attended the Bammeroid Jam [Link] and the good fortune of seeing a group of misfits, rednecks, reprobates and philistines that made me lose my mind. I really didn’t think that people like this really existed anymore. Now, I don’t have to imagine what the Iron Bowl crowd in the T-Town Ghetto would be like.
My ability to detect a fupa is unparrelled
Crown of Thorns Houndstooth and Rebel hats were the norm. Wishing for higher IQs?
Jorted Trailer Park Honeys were bountiful. The girl pointing was sitting in a chair that was labeled “Gators”
A close-up of that Gator Honey. Look at the two tush hawgs acting as bookends. Wow.
Trifecta: FUPA Gravy; plumber crack, and being a Bammeroid
Two very blunt instruments. (H.A.W.G.) Hetero Aging White Guys
This fella was from Opp Alabama. Opp = Other Peoples Pussy…..HAW HAW. Note the UGA hat on the right side of the pic. The G was illuminated at night and really kinda of scary.
Four Cougars. They show that the terms of cougar and milf are NOT Synonymous.
This young Bammeroid has fallen into a Cougartrap: Getcha some Granny.
This Tat actually says “FSU”. The camera operator dicked up the shot. For some reason I was reminded of when members of the Mexican Mafia go to prison, they have the Virgin Mary tattooed on their back. MM do this to ward off getting their ass plowed in the pokey. Do FSU fans tattoo FSU on their backs to ward off Gators?
Front side of the Ass plowed FSU Tat Boy
Hansen, after their balls dropped
The best pics are after the jump
This Red Neck Angel was the highlight of the show. She dirty danced; she grabbed her tits (which seemed a bit smallish); she licked and sucked her fingers ; and ultimately she possessed that outlandish hair. I believe that she would cam nude at a Yahoo “BBW” chatroom, when there is no such a thing as big and beautiful. I pulled an oblique muscle while laughing while she shook those titties. Did you see the gunt on that one? it looked like she is packing a kangaroo underneath that red tarp.
Here are some pics of ZZ Top, Trace Adkins and Tracy Lawrence
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Up in Marshall County that lady’s hair is referred to as the Texas perm
“I believe that she would cam nude at a Yahoo “BBW” chatroom, when there is no such a thing as big and beautiful. I pulled an oblique muscle while laughing while she shook those titties. Did you see the gunt on that one? it looked like she is packing a kangaroo underneath that red tarp.”
This is an EPIC post. Keep up the good work Jai.
FUPA?!?! LMFAO..
For the uneducated: http://fupahunter.blogspot.com/
Did she do the fupa dance for you Jai?
Was Eer there? Did he frown upon the lack of meth use and the presence of teeth?
As expected the Barners were better dressed
were corndogs sold there? that place looks like it would haveplenty corndogs
I was there and ate 3 corndogs. They were scrumptious
Were inmates allowed to participate on a weekend furlough? I think I’ve seen a few of these people on a most wanted list at the post office. Where’s Saban?
That big hair one is serious trash.
How’d they get better seats than you, Jai?
did you have cougar for lunch Naytor? just curious.
is it true that at night baymurs wear white hoods?
Them girls look like Mountain Mommas. Country Roads
The big hair lady reminds me of “The Longest Yard” when Burt Reynolds asked Bernadette Peters if she ever found any Spiders in there…
Of those four cougars, the third from the left looked like she might be a milf but the bra strap undid that.
Did you see me there Jai? I was wearing my crown of thorns drankin’ JD and RC Cola.
Barner cops suck.
I saw your ass Snake. I need you to contact me at the link provided:
Link (Bama Cheats)