Viva Rocky Top, puta

2008 June 10
by Jai Eugene

Here is the direct link. Embedding was disabled by the effing user.

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¡Me encantaría estar en Rocky Top
(I would love to be on Rocky Top)
Allá en Tennessee!
(Out there in Tennessee.)
Porque no hay humo sucio en Rocky Top
(Cause there ain’t no dirty smoke on Rocky Top)
Ni teléfonos que carguen a ti
(Or telephone bills to pay.)

Yo encontré una vez un tipo en Rocky Top
(Once I met a man on Rocky Top)
Mezcla de oso y gato.
(Half bear, the other half cat!)
¡Era bestia salvaje pero dulce como sodapop!
(He was a savage beast but sweet as sodapop)
Me gusta soñar de ese relato.
(I like to dream about that tale.)

¡Rocky Top! Siempre será
(Rocky Top will always be)
¡Hogar, dulce hogar de mí!
(Home Sweet Home to me!)
¡Querido Rocky Top!
(Good ol’ Rocky Top)
¡Rocky Top, Tennessee!

Una vez dos extraños subieron a Rocky Top
(Once two strangers climbed up Rocky Top)
En busca de alambique ilegal.
(Lookin’ for a moonshine still.)
Ellos nunca jamás bajaron de Rocky Top
(Strangers ain’t come down from Rocky Top)
Ni piensan hacer de lo cual.
(And reckon they never will.)

¿Cómo que el maíz no crece en absoluto en Rocky Top?
(Corn won’t grow at all on Rocky Top)
La tierra es muy rocosa que arar.
(The dirt’s too rocky to till)
¡Todo el mundo toma su maíz en Rocky Top
(Everyone takes their corn on Rocky Top)
En forma para emborrachar!
(In a way that gets them drunk.)

¡Rocky Top! Siempre será
(Rocky Top will always be)
¡Hogar, dulce hogar de mí!
(Home Sweet Home to me!)
¡Querido Rocky Top!
(Good ol’ Rocky Top)
¡Rocky Top, Tennessee!

12 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 June 10
    nica gator permalink

    donde hay el video maje?

  2. 2008 June 10
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    It was funny

  3. 2008 June 10
    Señor Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    Tu madre y yo nos duchamos por la noche. Ella se afeita la panocha. Después de afeitarse, nos acostamos.

    ¡Vols, perra!

  4. 2008 June 10
    Señor Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    P.S. the video isn’t working.

  5. 2008 June 10
    Señor Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    At least they’re good at math…

    http://www.youtube.com.nyud.net:8090/watch?v=GI-dil07V1g&feature=related

  6. 2008 June 10

    i figured it would be removed. I t was very funny, despite your schoolhouse Castillian spanish

  7. 2008 June 10
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    2 years of high school spanish finally pays off.

  8. 2008 June 10
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    Tebow wept

  9. 2008 June 10
    zigzag permalink

    Your Spanish really sucks.

  10. 2008 June 12
    Captain Sig permalink

    Press 2 for English: Como esta Frijole, Via con huevos

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