Viva Rocky Top, puta

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¡Me encantaría estar en Rocky Top
(I would love to be on Rocky Top)
Allá en Tennessee!
(Out there in Tennessee.)
Porque no hay humo sucio en Rocky Top
(Cause there ain’t no dirty smoke on Rocky Top)
Ni teléfonos que carguen a ti
(Or telephone bills to pay.)

Yo encontré una vez un tipo en Rocky Top
(Once I met a man on Rocky Top)
Mezcla de oso y gato.
(Half bear, the other half cat!)
¡Era bestia salvaje pero dulce como sodapop!
(He was a savage beast but sweet as sodapop)
Me gusta soñar de ese relato.
(I like to dream about that tale.)

¡Rocky Top! Siempre será
(Rocky Top will always be)
¡Hogar, dulce hogar de mí!
(Home Sweet Home to me!)
¡Querido Rocky Top!
(Good ol’ Rocky Top)
¡Rocky Top, Tennessee!

Una vez dos extraños subieron a Rocky Top
(Once two strangers climbed up Rocky Top)
En busca de alambique ilegal.
(Lookin’ for a moonshine still.)
Ellos nunca jamás bajaron de Rocky Top
(Strangers ain’t come down from Rocky Top)
Ni piensan hacer de lo cual.
(And reckon they never will.)

¿Cómo que el maíz no crece en absoluto en Rocky Top?
(Corn won’t grow at all on Rocky Top)
La tierra es muy rocosa que arar.
(The dirt’s too rocky to till)
¡Todo el mundo toma su maíz en Rocky Top
(Everyone takes their corn on Rocky Top)
En forma para emborrachar!
(In a way that gets them drunk.)

¡Rocky Top! Siempre será
(Rocky Top will always be)
¡Hogar, dulce hogar de mí!
(Home Sweet Home to me!)
¡Querido Rocky Top!
(Good ol’ Rocky Top)
¡Rocky Top, Tennessee!

12 comments on “Viva Rocky Top, puta”

nica gator June 10, 2008 at 09:19

donde hay el video maje?
Ears Whitworth June 10, 2008 at 10:44

It was funny
Señor Jim Bob Cooter June 10, 2008 at 11:52

Tu madre y yo nos duchamos por la noche. Ella se afeita la panocha. Después de afeitarse, nos acostamos.

¡Vols, perra!
Señor Jim Bob Cooter June 10, 2008 at 11:53

P.S. the video isn’t working.
Señor Jim Bob Cooter June 10, 2008 at 12:06

At least they’re good at math…

http://www.youtube.com.nyud.net:8090/watch?v=GI-dil07V1g&feature=related
Jai Eugene June 10, 2008 at 12:17

i figured it would be removed. I t was very funny, despite your schoolhouse Castillian spanish
Jim Bob Cooter June 10, 2008 at 12:18

2 years of high school spanish finally pays off.
Ears Whitworth June 10, 2008 at 14:02

Tebow wept
zigzag June 10, 2008 at 14:26

Your Spanish really sucks.
26″ Linkage McDouchebag : Banned In Hollywood June 10, 2008 at 16:31

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