Against all odds: EER Football

2008 June 13
by AngryEer

You SEC homers only dream of my Eers winning tradition and legacy.

I actually consider myself married to West Virginia Football: ’til death do us part’, Bitch.

20 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 June 13
    your name here permalink

    I love it You say Eers winning tradition, then what does the video start out with? The Pitt game. Umm news flash that is not winning. It is losing. Get used to it.

  2. 2008 June 13
    TBone61 permalink

    be glad WVU doesn’t play in the SEC.

  3. 2008 June 13

    Tennessee + West Virginia = The ULTIMATE Mountain Values Team

  4. 2008 June 13
    zigzag permalink

    Judge Tuberfield will preside over the divorce after the War Eagle lays waste to Pat White and Inbred U.

  5. 2008 June 13
    BWFull permalink

    There you go…bringing a knife to a gun fight. Just jump aboard the Cleveland Steamer and head back to your tree house. Let the governor declare Morgantown a disaster area so you can begin your recovery with UCONN and Cincinnati. Since you both have bye weeks prior your bitching should be lessened as your team recovers from a tough match against The Big Orange. When this season ends The Eeyores will once again embrace the tradition of watching real teams contend for the trophy.

    If WVU football is your wife then you must get pretty pissed that she never gets invited to ball. It must piss you off even more that she gets fucked right in front of you and then not given cab fare home.

  6. 2008 June 13

    The WHOLE nation wasn’t against ‘em. I money lined the ‘eers in that one. Thanks W Va!

  7. 2008 June 13

    Only Big12 jacklegs thought Oklahoma would roll over WVU. The Big12 was doo doo last year and I watched the end of that meteor game. No one besides Pitt and Oklahoma fans were against them in that game. No one else was watching, nor really cared about the outcome. Us against “the world”. Whatever. Hawaii played that card too. Shat up.

    At what point will WVU fans quit calling other BCS teams “Giants”? How long will yall play the “David vs. Goliath” card?

    How many UT, UF, Auburn, LSU, or UGA fan highlight videos do you see where someone implied that they were playing the “Giant” or “Goliath” with scrolling text in Times New Roman or Trajan font? None. Why? Cause whether it’s warranted or not, we got a pair and think we’re the best damn thing in the history of the world.

    C’mon, ‘Eers. Grow up and act like a big boy team with a big boy fan base that doesn’t bitch about how “no one likes me”.

  8. 2008 June 14
    Barkin' Dawg permalink

    “I actually consider myself married to West Virginia Football: ’til death do us part’, Bitch.”

    Yeah, can we get on with this part?

    Now, here comes the incendiary retort about last years Georgia game…………..wait for it!!!

  9. 2008 June 14

    Oklahoma and UGA. Pwned.

    That is all

  10. 2008 June 14

    I believe that my Eers could win a NFC Wild Card. We both know that they could beat the Falcons

  11. 2008 June 14
    Jmuthaf'nT permalink

    soo…you had sex with a mountaineer?

  12. 2008 June 14
    moondogleft permalink

    You’re winning tradition didn’t start until Miami, Virginia Tech and Boston College left the Big Least. When those three were still in the conference, WVU was a frequent visitor the the Aloha Bowl.

  13. 2008 June 14
    Barkin' Dawg permalink

    @10
    And I believe Stafford will win the Heisman and be the first pick in the draft….I guess that makes us both out of our freakin’ minds…you need to get back on you meds ASAP.

  14. 2008 June 14
    zigzag permalink

    The War Eagle will send what’s left of Pat White, Howdy Doody and his pussys to Boulder where the Buffalos will trample them into road kill on September 18.

  15. 2008 June 14
    mickey permalink

    the only eers with tradition and a winning legacy are the volunteers

  16. 2008 June 14

    Zig, check your dates…..dillweed

  17. 2008 June 15
    zigzag permalink

    16-The Buffs have you scheduled for Thursday night on ESPN, makes no difference what day of the week though, too much War Eagle makes it easy for the Buffs.

  18. 2008 June 15
    Deion Sanders permalink

    Angry ‘eer stories have run their course. Tell Noel to give me my damn car back. He keeps asking me for my couch bed…I won’t give it to him cause I know he’s gonna burn the bitch.

    Didn’t Pitt beat West Vuhginia last year?

  19. 2008 June 15
    Deion Sanders permalink

    @ 13

    Stafford is fat as shit.

  20. 2008 June 20
    Blade Jr. #5 permalink

    This kind of post is funny to me! Winning tradition? Who, WVU? LMAO!I’m going to have to concur with post #12. You lames couldn’t even make it to a BCS bowl game until my Hokies, Miami and B.C. left the scene for greener pastures. Stop fooling yourself! You beat up on defunct Conference USA teams and the remaining Big East and now claim to be a bad ass. LOL Get real!
    P.S. Mark my words! Noel Devine is going to be the next Marcus Vick.

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