Enter the Sandman

2008 June 18
by AngryEer

Despite having a very cool entrance, the  entrance doesn’t translate into  wins for the BCS B-List Hokies. You would figure that jumping over from the powerful Big East to the lesser ACC and not playing my EERS anymore (pussies), success would be assured.    But Hokies just continue to “suck it forward” and make excuses for losing bowl games.  High 5s all around !!

Country Roads Motherfuckers

18 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 June 18
    your name here permalink

    For the First time ever AngryEer makes sense. Mark this day.

  2. 2008 June 18
    sabanocchio permalink

    Damn those Nike uniforms are ugly as hell.

  3. 2008 June 18

    Chokie

  4. 2008 June 18
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    Did that sign really say “Loudest Stadium In America”?!?!
    There was also a good shot of Beamer’s Neck.
    ACC = America’s Cupcake Conference

  5. 2008 June 18

    What is the deal with his neck?

  6. 2008 June 18
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    I think it’s either a skin graft or a clever marsupial-like hidden pouch.

  7. 2008 June 18

    I am betting kangaroo or possum

  8. 2008 June 18
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    I bet he can fit that lunch box in there.

  9. 2008 June 18
    Bo Knows permalink

    “Cool Entrance”? Big fucking deal. Bad 80’s metal music, young “men” in homoerotic band uniforms, and 80+ football players dressed in turd brown. And the “hokie stone”? Good god, sounds like something my daughter came up with watching Dora the Explorer.

    A turd packaged in pretty hype is still a stinking, fucking turd.

    Kiss my ass, VT, and get ready for your beatdown on Sep 27

  10. 2008 June 19
    gatorhippy permalink

    Hmmmm…

    V-Tech has played for at least one MNC in the last decade…

    How many has WVU played for over that time again, Eer?

  11. 2008 June 20
    Blade Jr. #5 permalink

    @10 Dude are you serious?! This is rebuilding year for Nebraska at best! But hey, I’ll let the actions on the field speak for itself chief! I’ve decided to take the higher road, and not talk bad about your team because your team was actually willing to give Tech a shot, so good luck to The Big Red on Sept. 27 and may the best team win. I’ll forewarn you though, watch out for that #5, he’s a good one!

  12. 2008 June 20
    Blade Jr. #5 permalink

    @AngryEer: You make me laugh! No matter how you slice it, Tech is better than any team in the Big East! I believe the last time we played the good ole Mountainqueers, or as so many of my fellow Hokies like to call you, “the kissing cousins” we tattooed that ass. 34-17 ring a bell? The Lunch pail D shut down both Pat White and Steve Slaton, and I believe Marcus Vick made the 3-3-5 look like swiss cheese that day! He also managed to punked a couple of cornerbacks and bitch slapped some of your staff along the way too! LMAO! Louisville? Whoop that ass in the Gator Bowl a few back! Rutgers? South Florida? UConn? Pitt? Syracuse? Cincy? Dude with the exception of South Florida, because we’ve never played them, we smacked these other clowns around for fun. Oh, and don’t fault Tech for not playing y’all anymore, you can blame your fans for being complete inbreds when they lose (hell for that matter even when they win i.e. couch burning). WVU fans would throw anything they could find, curse like imbeciles in front of women and children, and the students even try to pick fights with docile elderly fans trying to enjoy the game just because they happened to be wearing VT apparel. So our A.D.’s had a meeting and collectively agreed to postpone the rivalry for a few years. But like Douglas (MacArthur) said, “I shall return”, it’ll be on again before you know it. In the meantime, that Black Diamond Trophy is nice and safe where it belongs, Blacksburg!

  13. 2008 June 20
    Lloyd Braun permalink

    “Then as they get to the field they will all jump up and touch the Hokie Stone”………………….What the living fuck is a “hokie stone”?? LOL

    Just when I thought Virginia Tech couldn’t get any stupidider

  14. 2008 June 20
    Blade Jr. #5 permalink

    @14 After watching the video, are you really asking the question, “what is a Hokie Stone”? Did you not manage to see that beautiful slab of limestone that the players were touching as they were leaving the tunnel? Stupidider??? Wow! Enough said, well then again maybe not, Hooked On Phonics has an outstanding program that you should look into, immediately!

  15. 2008 June 20
    Blade Jr. #5 permalink

    Come on fellas! You can’t find another entrance in College Football that’s more pulse-pounding than that! As for the loudest stadium in America comment, have any of you ever been to Lane Stadium? I highly doubt it if you’re truly questioning the bold statement on that fans sign.

  16. 2008 June 20
    artiger permalink

    @16 Has Lame Stadium ever set off the seismograph?

  17. 2008 June 21
    Blade Jr. #5 permalink

    I’m not sure… I never said it was the loudest, I just said questioning the “bold statement” without ever actually being inside of Lane (especially during a night game) to witness the madness for yourself was a questionable comment all on its own. Even the commentator through the possibility of the statement being true out there. Man that video gives me goosebumps watching how hype we were that night.

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