Official LWS Merch: The Bobby Maze Collection

2008 June 18
by bosgap

You asked; I delivered: The Official LWS Merch Store [LWS Store].

The Bobby Maze Collection

Bobby Maze has gaurenteed 10-11 assists a game “easy.” He will undoubtedly lead the Vols to the National Championship. He also looks like AI, drives sick whips, and bangs bad bitches. He ain’t kinda hot, he’s sauna, he sweats money, the bank is his shower, the pistol is his towel, so stop sweating him cowards.

You look on the back of the chain… designed for Bobby Maze

You look on the back… B. Maze

Shout out to Dave, Dave the Jeweler!!!

16 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 June 18
    Jim permalink

    Just when you thought UT could sink no lower, in comes a recruit with an airbrushed T-shirt. I used to call UT the trailer trash all-stars but I was wrong. They are not even trailer trash. They are low rent carnies. Who stole your hub caps? The Vols, bitch.

  2. 2008 June 18

    Quality comment Jim.

  3. 2008 June 18

    @1.

    Hilarious.

  4. 2008 June 18
    Dave the Jeweler permalink

    Jim, you don’t have a chain made by me. Thats what I do, make chains.

  5. 2008 June 18
    Don Juan permalink

    B. Maze, thanks for the intro.

    Vols, bitch,

  6. 2008 June 18
    Daniel West permalink

    I just bought a Bobby Maze shirt.

    On the back of my shirt, it now says B. Maze.

  7. 2008 June 19
    moondogleft permalink

    Low-rent Carnies Win National Championships – Just look at the roster of the 2006 GAYtors.

  8. 2008 June 19
    Thomas Beisner permalink

    Congrats on the new store guys. I’m can’t wait to see how B. Maze drives the Ferarri this year.

  9. 2008 June 19

    wow, extolling JUCO point guards with shitty rap music and bad tshirts. surely UT basketball is farther along than this…

    ;)

  10. 2008 June 19
    Jack CreVizzle permalink

    Chris, you must be a Rupper?

    My nephew turns six next month, but was a premature baby, so he’ll actually be a little younger than that….which makes him available for a Kentucky Schollie. …that kid can ball.

  11. 2008 June 19

    #1 is a Kentucky fan,

  12. 2008 June 19

    Jack:

    I have no doubt Billy G. will be on him.

  13. 2008 June 19

    and yes, I’m a Cat fan.

  14. 2008 June 19
    Jim permalink

    At the 2:35 mark, it sounds like the dude says “tell me who my dad is.” More proof that vols=bastards.

  15. 2008 June 20
    Vols permalink

    Well, Jim, it looks like your Gaeters are staring down the barrel of Bruce Pearl’s shotgun once again.

    Yes, we are looking forward to owning the fuck out of you guys in roundball for years to come.

    Bitch.

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