The “Dean” to remain steady in the saddle

2008 June 18
by Jai Eugene

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Following months of criticism from so-called “experts” and of course the Legion of the Miserable, Coach Phillip “Battle Captain” Fulmer sent a crystal clear message to the vast proud Big Orange Nation, that he is going to continue to turn “it” on any damn time that he chooses [Wizard of Odds].

HT Thomas. The Vols easily were the nation’s hottest team in the past week, picking up five commitments — including a monster pledge from four-star all-purpose back Jarvis Giles of Tampa Gaither. Giles ranks as the nation’s No. 2 all-purpose back and the No. 103 player overall. [Link]

Fulmer’s hapless victims of UGA and Bama are so ready for him to retire like yesterday. They hope and pray for our classy program to return to the Bill Battle era. While Florida seems oddly content with Fulmer’s continued tenure.

Death knell? I think not, bitches.

16 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 June 18

    This Alabama fan couldn’t be happier about Fulmer staying. Happy days are here again. Thank you UT administration. I’m gonna go have a donut and celebrate. Good stuff.

  2. 2008 June 18

    Fantastic news.

  3. 2008 June 18

    Bammers, you are doing it wrong. 10-3-1,celebrate bammers.

  4. 2008 June 18

    @ 3 – It’s 11-3, not 10-3-1. Cheating bastards can’t count the tie because they were using an NFL player. Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer, Go To Hell Alabammer.

  5. 2008 June 18

    @4, hella good job paying attention to the details.

    Bama cheats

  6. 2008 June 18

    Fuck me to tears. All that matters is that 1 and 2 are doing it wrong…Bammer Math is backwards

  7. 2008 June 18
    Jon C. permalink

    ok lets straighten something out: Fulmer doesnt scare us at UGA. hes laughable. Now Cutcliffe? if You vols enjoyed the past two years of bed wetting by my dawgs, youd better start donating to get him back. Cutcliffe was Spurrier without the cocky attitude, and for that ill always respect him

  8. 2008 June 19
    Jack CreVizzle permalink

    jon c,

    with respect,

    your mom was jenna jameson, including the anal.

    fuck bama

  9. 2008 June 19
    Jon C. permalink

    jack C.

    with the utmost respect in return,

    thank you for the compliment, your masturbatory habits kept the bills paid and me fed well through college

    Go Dawgs

  10. 2008 June 19
    gatorhippy permalink

    How can you NOT have posted my favorite Johnny Majors Photoshop with this, Jai?

  11. 2008 June 20
    Lloyd Braun permalink

    John C:

    Fulmer owns you. The Gay David Dynasty was just a bump in the road.

    LB

  12. 2008 June 20

    Hippy, I forgot about Johnny. I bet that I get the chance to post him again

  13. 2008 June 20
    Vols permalink

    Fulmer is 11-5 versus UGA.

    Who cares if you aren’t scared? That is actually a sound philosophy. I used to be scared of going to the doctor and getting shots, but when I realized that being scared would not prevent me from being stabbed in the arm I just sort of accepted it.

    UGA just has to accept the continual stream of Big Orange Beatdowns.

    Be brave, Jon.

  14. 2008 June 20
    gatorhippy permalink

    That shit cracks me up, Jai…

  15. 2008 June 20
    Jon C. permalink

    its comments like ‘The Gay David Dynasty’ that make me sick sometimes when UT’s fanbase is brought up. honestly? you have to mock two of the most upstanding christian guys ever in the SEC? pick on Richt for looking like that actress everyone compares him to, pick on munson for being a near-death homer, hell go after herschel for being a schizo, but dont refer to two first class citizens who have done nothing to deserve anybodies scrutiny as ‘the gay davids’. pisses me the fuck off

  16. 2008 June 20
    The Gay David's permalink

    What? He’s just telling the truth, man. We like to fondle with our tongues, so what?

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