Runaway Beer Truck Trading Cards

2008 June 26
by AngryEer

I turned into a kid again. I heard that on EBay that Owen Schmitt cards on sale. Sure enough, they were . . . and not very expensive. So, now I have an autographed Owen with the picture of him running away from Sooners (undoubtedley a snap from his “runaway beer truck” touchdown). You can become a kid again, too, for anywhere from $1 to $12. Just check eBay. (and, no, I do not sell cards).

Country Roads, motherfuckers

8 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 June 26
    gatorhippy permalink

    Of course his cards aren’t very expensive…

    He sucks…

  2. 2008 June 27
    Good Lord permalink

    2 – Coming from someone whose name derives from the two lowest forms of life: Florida white trash (one of two possible locations worse than WV white trash (the other is Ohio)) and a flippin’ Hippie, a breed of human that should have been specifically targeted for extinction via granola and weed poisoning years ago; I think saying someone who was as a legitimate a player as Owen was ’sucks’ is pretty useless.

  3. 2008 June 27
    bwfull permalink

    @4

    Name smack. Impressive. Did you stay up all night working on that?

    I guess his greatness is limited: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHrrrNvpTkg. Pretty stupid as well.

    For what its worth, he doesn’t suck and I hope he does well in Seattle.

  4. 2008 June 27
    Good Lord permalink

    Not all night – most of the night. It didnt come as easy as calling you ‘BSfull’

  5. 2008 June 27
    Good Lord permalink

    Owen vs. Defense is like:
    http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj154/Afitzgerald66/large.jpg

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