News from America’s Phallus: The Orlando Police Department found dozens of city owned vehicles vandalized Saturday [FoxOrlando]. Here is the Acapulco Gold: The person or persons left a business card with political ramblings and other phrases such as ‘How ‘Bout them Gators’ and ‘Legalize Marijuana/ Stop Building Prisons’.

Coach Urban ‘Herban’ Meyer and the Florida Gator Nation continue to absolutely shock the college football world. On Saturday, Orlando City Vehicles were vandalized and Pro-Gator calling cards were left behind. This kind of national publicity is crucial to reeling  in  5 Star recruits from around the country to Gainesville;  plus it serves as a workaround during the “dead” periods of football recruiting.

Meyer’s logic is both indisputable and brilliant. Kids today want to make it to the nfl and still party without worring about the police. The best way to get to the nfl asap is to get playing time as soon as you hit campus and still smoke weed without suffering the consequences.

I think it was Nick Saban that once said as he was discussing Jimmy Johns: “someone’s sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago”.