Top Southern Football Traditions

2008 July 2
by Jai Eugene

Anyone can make a list [Douche Fried Sports], we do it all of the time. Remember the 5 retarded sec traditions [link]?  Despite the fact that Rocky Top is #1, I bet that this south carolina dude is a hater [fulmer].  Figures that Florida would go for male to male contact…..

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  1. 2008 July 2
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    In response to their list…
    1: Rocky Top – I hate it but it deserves respect.
    2: F$U War Chant – Bullshit. They play only 2 songs at F$U games, the war chant (75%) and their fight song (25%). It’s monotonous. Pure faggotry.
    3: Howard’s Rock – It’s a fucking rock.
    7: Death Valley – Should be rated higher.
    8: Enter Sandman – Shitty song from a shitty album that marked the end of Metallica’s credibility.
    9: Should be rated higher.
    11: 2001 – Only slightly less gay than Enter Sandman.
    16: The Grove – Should be rated MUCH higher.
    19: Larry Munson – I hate that fucking prick.

  2. 2008 July 2
    bwfull permalink

    @1
    Hard to argue with that summary. Death Valley should be #1. Though the song is great, I don’t think #5 should be that high. Still a hell of a lot better than some stupid song about Tennessee.

  3. 2008 July 2
    Jai Eugene permalink

    @2, do they have foreskin at gunsville?

  4. 2008 July 2
    The Crimson King permalink

    Floppy Cock blows!

    41-17, bitches!

  5. 2008 July 2
    Jai Eugene permalink

    Fulmer owns Bammer, bitch

  6. 2008 July 2
    T-n-P permalink

    http://www.secblitz.com

    come check it out

  7. 2008 July 3
    Brian permalink

    @3 Yawn.

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