Best Place to take a dump (or have your foreskin removed)

2008 July 9
by Jai Eugene


Best place to take a massive dump?

1) Florida
2) Alabama
3) tOSU Failboats

View Results

Bama Cheats

Last year’s champion: The Swamp

Challenger: Bama’s Bryant-Denny

With some Houndstooth

The origin of so much ineptitude and Fail: tOSU’s Horseshoe. Thanks for giving us Kirk Herbstreit.

from → Bama, Big Ten football, Failboats, Mountain Values, SEC Coaches, SEC Football, SEC Traditions, florida gators, tattered windsock

12 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 July 9
    Dickey permalink

    tOSU Whoreshow and right in the middle of the O in the middle of the grandstand where the opening of the shoe ONCE was. Rename that dump, will ya.

  2. 2008 July 9
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    I would dot the “i” with a steaming turd, laden with corn.

  3. 2008 July 9
    Jai Eugene permalink

    damn

  4. 2008 July 9
    bwfull permalink

    I’d want to unload where I can flush it into the river. This looks like a good place.

    http://apudgeisasandwich.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/neyland-stadium.jpg

  5. 2008 July 9
    bosgap permalink

    bwfull don’t talk shit about neyland my great grandpa Stonewall Beufort Washington took me to neyland when i was 5 year old and i watched us beat bamas dirty assis into the ground at the same time i was playing on an aau team with kennie sky walker in kentucky and i averaged 12 more points 5 rebounds and 3 assists more a game than him and joe b hall tried to recruit me but i told him with all due respect bitch my blood runs orange but the moral of the story is to not talk shit about neyland stadium it is hollow ground and we wer undefeted there last year and i bet you a thousand dolards that we will be undefeatged there again this year and another thing we will sweep kentucky in basketball this year just like in 1998 with cj black and isaiah victor who grew up with my cousin in hopkinsville kentucky we had a campout in hopkinsville and one time and i saw victor kills 3 wildabeasts with his bear hands he could have been a part of my family but in reality we are al in the same family the vols so dont talk shit about nyeland stadium or you will pay.

  6. 2008 July 10
    Jim permalink

    I understand why a UT fan would say BHG is a great place to take a dump. UT shits the bed every time they play there.

  7. 2008 July 10
    Jai Eugene permalink

    Jim, clean my phallus

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