As Simple As It Gets
2008 July 11
This isn’t rocket surgery.
Its obvious that Bama is currently in the “failure to meet expectations” phase of their habitual cycle. It is easy to see what will happen next. Enjoy Shreveport while you can, Bammeroids. Maybe you can schedule Hawaii for a “bowl game” again after the NCAA throws the book at your ass.
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Wow. Creative. I didn’t realize this blog exclusively focused on what is “wrong” with Alabama. Fully half of your non-links posts in the last 5 days have talked about the Tide. I understand your inferiority complex, but at least try and structure arguments around these “charts”.
Bama Cheats… Aight?
The wheels on the bus go round and round…
The Shreveport Symphony Orchestra will perform “Sweet Georgia Brown” at halftime.
rocket surgery?
brain science?
decisions, decisions
OK, you can’t pay for stuff like this.
So I’m working from home today and The Price Is Right is the background noise. This ‘Bama student gets picked to be one of the contestants. First round of bidding he gets outbid by some other kid who plays the $1 over card. You can tell ‘Bama student is extremely bent as HE plays the $1 over card the next two bids. Fortunately on the 2nd play he gets on stage. So he saunters on stage with his khaki shorts, sandals and grey ‘Bama t-shirt. His family stands to applaud as he walks on stage…including big dad in is crimson button down and khaki pants. Very proud father.
Now the clincher is that when he gets on stage his prizes to win are
luggage
dirt bike
a pair of banjos
The ATO frat brother won his prize package. Sadly he didn’t make to the showcase showdown. I’m sure he’ll enjoy the banjos.
Irony – The guy who posted this goes for a school that has more than double the major NCAA infractions as Alabama. But Bama Cheats! Yep, than admitting the program was just better for 100 years.
SSoA,
This is the Bammer Cycle. Hasn’t UAT been on probation twice since the last time the Barn was hit with sanctions? Didn’t that 2nd time for UAT come while they were still on probation from the time before?
Anyone know the Barn’s record when playing in T-Town? Auburn owns that fucking town.
How can anybody have more major NCAA Infractions than Alabama? Don’t they count Infractions like they count National Championships?
damn, ssoa just got his ass handed to him by 3rd down and headbanger
SSoA should know better than to bring that weak ass shit this way.
Thanks for the pick used it on rivals MB and caused a crap storm