Save a Couch, it’s only Auburn

2008 July 11
by AngryEer

Getcha some Mountain Mommas!!

Getcha some Mountain Mommas!!

I have taken the liberty of predicting Auburn’s schedule. What do ya’ll think? Country Roads, motherfuckers!!

Aug. 30, 2008 La.-Monroe 6:00 pm CT- Win
Sept. 6, 2008 Southern Miss. (Ray/Com) 11:30 am CT- Win
Sept. 13, 2008 at Miss. State (ESPN2) 6:00 pm CT- Loss
Sept. 20, 2008 LSU TBA- Loss
Sept. 27, 2008 Tennessee TBA- Loss
Oct. 4, 2008 at Vanderbilt TBA- Win
Oct. 11, 2008 Arkansas TBA- Win
Oct. 23, 2008 at West Virginia (ESPN) 6:30 pm CT- Loss
Nov. 1, 2008 at Ole Miss TBA- Win
Nov. 8, 2008 Tennessee Martin 1:30 pm CT- Win
Nov. 15, 2008 Georgia TBA- Loss
Nov. 29, 2008 at Alabama- Win

SEC fans whose teams that have beat Auburn, I have a question. That means that Alabama fans need not reply. Does anybody think that Auburn has a chance at beating us this year?? I sure as hell don’t. My advice to my fellow EERS is to save your couches its gonna be a blowout!! WVU on top by 3 TDs

On every level it just points to WVU to win. I mean…it’s the law of the land. big old bad ass super-fast mountaineer with a gun…Tiger or Eagle.
Our mascot literally eats their mascot for breakfast.

High 5s all around!!

I tell you what…

I think that burning a couch after the Auburn game should only be acceptable if the person with the couch takes it to Toomers Corner, and burns it there.

21 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 July 11
    PITT>WVU permalink

    those are the the ugliest broads that i’ve ever seen

    http://bp0.blogger.com/_-Sv2MNQ8TuE/R1B_5eTZ2hI/AAAAAAAAAew/R7BVFGpJzfo/s1600-R/l_e18603f07519e989e7d5d3bdd05ba153.jpg

    peace

  2. 2008 July 11
    Tubbs is the 'Law' Man permalink

    Listen up ‘Eer’ It is obvious you are quite concerned about this game and rightly so….To think you are going to pat white all over the field is a little naive. On D’ we have good luck with high scoring spread offenses(see Fl) and thats with Brandon Va$ina Cox at the helm.

    Really though, should be a great game but FWIW you schedule predictions are idiotic!
    Alabama Sucks,cheats and sells lots of drugs to kids.

  3. 2008 July 11
    Tubbs is the 'Law' Man permalink

    Re:Pitt>WVU

    Much better pic!

  4. 2008 July 11
    Kevin C. permalink

    I concur, very ugly. Seriously though, you have Auburn beating Ark and losing to Miss. St. Other way around my friend. Even me, a life long Razorback fan, am not sure what to expect this year from the hogs with a whole new O. But, having seen the spring games and practices, I am sure we will suprise alot of people this year including Auburn.

  5. 2008 July 11
    moondogleft permalink

    You’re always good for a laugh. Comic relief is needed in our troubled times.

    War Eagle.

  6. 2008 July 11
    Pillow Pants permalink

    Off topic, but I know Jai would love this:

    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/orl-bk-florida-gators-teddy-dupay-071008,0,2388231.story

  7. 2008 July 11
    Good Lord permalink

    Yeah Angry, I’ll haveta agree there. I’m with you most of the time – but those ladies are pretty rough.

    that said – Terence Kerns qualified today. This man-child runs a 4.3.

    “At Hargrave’s combines he hoisted 225 pounds 32 times. Considering the NFL Combine’s max bench was 225×37, TK’s stat is meaningful. He is 18 years old.”

    Damn.

  8. 2008 July 11
    Good Lord permalink

    oh, and piss on Auburn
    http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj154/Afitzgerald66/Ramsey-Cheap-Shot-On-Dorsey.gif

    http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj154/Afitzgerald66/realring.jpg

  9. 2008 July 11
    Tubbs is the 'Law' Man permalink

    Well, Good Lordy…….we wont need ‘chop blocks’ we have Paul Roades.

    What did he hold yall to last year? 9 points?

  10. 2008 July 11
    Good Lord permalink

    Mississippi State ring a bell?

    Think we hung 28 points on them in the 1Q last year – you’ll need him.

    Keep Choppin’

  11. 2008 July 11
    bwfull permalink

    Are all those girls pregnant?

  12. 2008 July 11

    You fellas do NOT appreciate hot poon….sad

  13. 2008 July 11
    Malbis Tiger permalink

    Rest assured this will be bookmarked/printed and it WILL come back to haunt you.

  14. 2008 July 11
    Texas Tiger permalink

    Keep talkin’. By the way the women at AU put yours to shame.

  15. 2008 July 11

    hideous looking women

  16. 2008 July 11
    Good Lord permalink

    14 – agree with you (which may or may not have to do with the fact that if I disagree w/ you I’ll be dissing my gf, an AU alum). Man, I’m whipped.

  17. 2008 July 11

    “You fellas do NOT appreciate hot poon….sad”

    I love hot poon and I’m sure when you post a picture of hot poon I’ll love it.

    Now let’s dissect your “Mountain Mommas” starting with blondie and work our way over.

    Momma #1 looks 12 and being she’s in West Virginia she probably is the mother to her brother’s kid.

    Momma #2 looks like the mother of the first momma, which would make her a grandmother/older sister

    Momma 3# looks like the second momma’s sister which means somehow in West Virginia genealogy she’s her grandmother.

    Momma #4 has the facial features of Anton Chigurh who played the psychopathic killer “No Country for Old Men” and the body shape of sasquatch. So I’m guessing second cousin twice removed.

  18. 2008 July 11

    #16, I know what you are and aren’t saying…

    That being said, this is the first time agree with you. AU poon dominates that shit Eer posted.

  19. 2008 July 11
    Nelson Muntz permalink

    Eer, do you mean “hot poon” in the sense that they are actually uncomfortably warm? That pod of whales looks like the Womyn’s Studies majors from the Lesbian Student Association. Why did you leave their bitchin’ Subaru Outback out of the frame?

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