Why is this fucker on the PS2 cover?

When looking thru the features added to EA NCAA Football 09, I couldn’t help but notice some additional features that the EA Sports overlooked before making this years version of the ultimate time killer.  [List of current features can be found here]

1.  User Designated Rivalry Games.  Yeah, everyone in the free world knows that the Iron Bowl, 3rd Saturday in October, and Egg Bowl are games that life and death seems minor in comparison to.  But what about the others that the Big 10 biased EA Sports overlooked?  Wish I could be around for Ole Miss/Arkansas this season.  All you fucking Ole Miss bastards that still cuss Tuberville for leaving Ole Most and heading to Auburn better be yelling Woo Sooie that week, because your coach did the same thing.  The only thing scarier than toothless Arkansas fans are rabid, toothless Arkansas fans.  Allow someone in dynasty mode to ID up to three games a season as short-term rivalry games because of reasons like a player transferring to that school from the other school, the coach jumping ship to the other school, or just an unforeseen homecoming loss the year before.  I see a possible “Nutria Stew Pot” trophy for ULM-Alabama games from here on out.  EA Sports should facilitate this as every “Battle for the fucking pile of who-gives-a-shit” in the Big 10 is shown as a rivalry game. 

2.  SEC Speed.  The speed attribute on players, especially Big 10, is vastly padded when it comes to hyped up position players.  I propose a 10 point reduction on Speed and Agility when a non-SEC player is playing an SEC team.  (The exclusion to this rule is when Alabama is matched up against Sun Belt teams… ULM IN THE HOUSE!)

3.  More specific home-field advantage.  When a game goes into over-time the home team would prefer for the end zone hosting the student section to be where the OT session is played.  So make the South Endzone at Vaught Hemmingway or North Endzone in Baton Rouge a little louder than the “visitor” sections of the stadium.  Hell, even have bottles coming from the student section at Bryant-Denny-Tuberville Stadium.  It is realistic after all.  What about a “2nd Home” advantage?  Alabama is a frequent visitor to Sherveport, what’s wrong with making it a little bit rowdier in the Weedeater Bowl for the Crimson Tide?  Auburn owns Tuscaloosa, give the stadium a little bit more orange in the Iron Bowl. 

With these added features, as well as any others you suggest, we can make NCAA 2010 the perfect representation of college football.  Add any ideas you have to the comments section.