Toby Keith, you can kiss my Mountaineer Ass July 17, 2008
Posted by AngryEer in SEC Football.trackback
If we have “dumb down” to a big 12 team again, I hope we get to spank some Longhorn ass next!! Just in caseanyone has forgot, I am praying to baby Jesus for the SEC champion versus my Eers. There is no doubt in my mind that my eers would go 12-1 or 13-0 in the SEC.
But have no doubt, NO DOUBT, my EERS would absolutely wreak anal devastatation on the ACC. Va Tech, BC and Miami? You made the right move leaving the Big East, pussies. Especially VT, stadium named after a girl? LOL. Hokies it ain’t the size of the dog in the fight….(dog? get it?)
Country Roads, Motherfuckers
“But have no doubt, NO DOUBT, my EERS would absolutely wreak anal devastatation…”
This is the most accurate thing you have said in a long time. Great post.
Using Good Lord’s logic, Eeyore just admited that WVU is a bunch of gay rapists. The question to be asked: is that WVU only or the entire lame conference it plays in?
YOU ARE THE DUMBEST FUCKER IN THE WORLD. MY HIGH SCHOOL TEAM COULD GO UNDEFETED IN THE PUSSY CONFERRENCE TOU CALL THE BIG EAST. 12-1 OR 13-0 IN THE SEC ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED. I SOMEWHAT ENJOYED YOUR POSTS BEFORE THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT BLOG. I CAN UNDERSTAND YOU BEING PUMPED ABOUT YOUR TEAM BUT FUCK. I HOPE AUBURN POUNDS A MUDHOLE IN YOUR DUMB COUNTRYROADS ASS.
GO SEC.
Would even an oklahoma fan buy that?
The best thing to happen to WVU was that BC, VATech, and Miami left the Big East.
Before that, WVU was nothing but a 4th place team every year. By those teams going to the ACC, that took 3 losses off of your schedule that you replaced with 3 wins over Conference USA teams.
You should be thanking them.
I used to be mildly entertained by Eer - kind of like you laugh at your crazy-ass uncle. Now it’s just getting pathetic.
Circle Oct 23 on your calendar, I’ll be there to see WVU-Auburn duke it out in Morgantown. Spread option versus spread option, if WVU wins, then its a valid conversation….Big 12 sucks………
@6:
I agree. Jai needs to do away with it.
“I used to be mildly entertained by Eer - kind of like you laugh at your crazy-ass uncle. Now it’s just getting pathetic.”
So true Patrick. He’s the uncle that only comes to Thanksgiving every five years and walks in the door drunk and it goes down hill from there. Sleeps through both the Detroit and Dallas games and then asks for fucking pie with whipped cream before you call him a fucking cab to get his ass outta there……
The great thing about Eeyore is that he brings the tunnel vision fan mentality to this blog. How different are his rants than Jai’s fetish of with Tebow and penises? The answer: Jai, the majority of the time, offers a fresh or educated perspective on a topic. Eeyore simply spews rhetoric which half the times is almost beyond comprehension due to his own “private language”. Now that Patrick is hammering out thoughts Eeyore seems to dumb down the blog.
@ 9: I would almost swear you are one of my cousins and are talking about Uncle Ronnie
Damn Eer! Can you be anymore fuckin oblivious??? I have to wholeheartedly agree with LL on this one… The Mountainqueers should be thankful that VT, Miami and BC are no longer in the Big Least. Them leaving has done nothing but boost your chances of dominating the Big Least year in and year out since 2005. You have to be out of your mind to think that WVU would beat the likes of VT, Miami, Clemson, Florida State and hell even without Matt Ryan, BC. Your team couldn’t even manage to beat three of the teams in this list when they were still in your conference, yet you believe that WVU would “wreak anal devastation” on the conference as a whole. LMAO Eer, I am begging you to lay off that crack rock!
And for the record Eer, I’ve been letting this slide for a while now, but since you want to put it in your blog, Lane Stadium is not named after a woman… Edward H. Lane Stadium. Nice try though. You see, WVU fans are proud of this new found thing their program was missing for years called winning more than 5 games in their conference, but way deep down inside of their hollowed out hearts they know that none of this would be possible without the departure of the Big 3 from the Big Least…. C’mon Eer, admit it, you know I’m right… The truth shall set you free!
Fuck all you fuckers. Jealous often? The Big East owns your ass, country roads motherfuckers
fuck you Gay Blade, it was named after Lois Lane
Indeed, Patrick is our small island of sane normal football sanity.
I thought it was “Lame” Stadium
@ 17: Well, you thought wrong…
You’re kidding right? Did you write this when you first woke up, are you drunk? I understand you having your team, but WVU in the SEC? Joke right? Who does WVU play? Out of all the teams that havent left that conf. yet, isnt there just abunch of basketball teams? I guess I’m gullible, is this a joke? WVU couldnt beat half of the SEC teams on it’s best day! You kidding? SEC WOULD SMOKE YOUR A$$!
He’s at it again…*sigh*
[...] Toby Keith, you can kiss my Mountaineer Ass (Sports) [...]
[...] F You Toby Keith (Loser with Socks) [...]