Bammers, Wave Bye Bye to Your 4 Star

2008 July 18
by 3rd Down H-Back

The Bammers petted their highly touted class like a little bird.  Remind you of anything?

Mal and Saban in the Mutt Cuts van.  Is Petey the Bammer Nation? 

But one coveted 4 star has said no to the dope dealing, armed robbery ways of T-town.  Destin Hooddecided to sign with the NL East last place Nationals over joining Saban and the evil practices in the T-town ghettos.  We at LWS applaud him for taking this lifeline and not joining the darkside.

9 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 July 18

    In other news, we’ve landed on the moon. Keep up the breaking news reports b/c NO ONE saw this coming!

  2. 2008 July 18
    Dirt Mcgirt permalink

    Then why did Saban sign him? Dumb-ass Bammer.

    Is this typical of the type of character in Saban’s signees? Make a commitment then back out on it for a better offer? That sounds very familiar, let me ask the Dolphins if they know of any similar circumstances.

  3. 2008 July 18

    Seriously, that was the most pathetic attempt at trying to flame Bama. Do you just hate Alabama so much that you’ll find a way to say anything bad about the program that you can, or do you really believe any of what you wrote?
    Look, Hood made a commitment not knowing what his draft status would be but fully disclosing the situation to Alabama, Saban, the media, and the general public. When he then got offered $1.1 million to play baseball, of course he chose baseball. How can that be misconstrued as bad character?
    And Saban signed him knowing that he probably would be playing baseball, but if it didn’t work out for any reason (now or down the road), he would have a head start on a great WR prospect. It was a win-win situation for all parties involved. At least Jai can come up with something creative or funny once in a while to rip on Bama about. This is just plain sad.

  4. 2008 July 18

    SSoA, I put it up, not Jai.

    I was suprised that one of the poorest teams in MLB could out-bid the REC. Things just haven’t been the same for UAT since Logan went to see Jesus.

  5. 2008 July 19
    Your Daddy permalink

    Classic-I’m so glad to see the flops are watching what goes on in Title-town…they’re more interested in our program than their on prison camp. The tally of vile thugs over the last several years could easily fill a prison.

    Warden Phat should be worrying about making it to 8 wins this year than how many recruits we’re stealing from under his phat ass!
    It was a win/win all the way on Hood…we signed 4 more than the normal count to cushion any casualties…

    Sorry to hear about your top QB going to the red sox, sound familiar??….why dont you blog about that slick

  6. 2008 July 19

    Casey Kelly bails out on Tutoressee football for baseball? Why did Fullofshitmer sign him?

    Fucking idiots!

    41-17, bitches!

  7. 2008 July 19
    Dirt Mcgirt permalink

    Stupid fucking bammeroids. 3rd down isnt a vol fan. 41-17 probably doesnt mean shit to him. Isnt 3rd down a barner? If so, the barn has 6 on you fuckers. Anyone know lil bear’s record against wingnut? You bama fucks are pathetic.

  8. 2008 July 19

    Barner. Thumbophibia means more. Rock cocaine, sold right in the athletic campus is hard to beat

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