Jorts Illustrated

2008 July 18
by Jai Eugene

Americas Dong

America's Dong

(Via Email, the creator says “NCTiger”)  I saw this and blew Myoplex out of my nose.  The following guide should help the dicerning Florida Gator navigate the treacherous waters of Florida Jean Shorts etiquette and avoid those common fashion faux pas that can turn perfectly delightful Mullet-Sporting camaraderie with random rednecks into a semen-stained social embarrassment.

With a little prior planning and mindfulness, proper jorts-wearing etiquette will become second nature. If you hail from the state that resembles America’s Dong, the most important thing to remember is to have fun! After all, what kind of hapless Gator can’t enjoy a Football season hanging out in Tim Tebow’s Toolshed?

Via NCTiger

Via NCTiger

9 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 July 18
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    America’s Penis. It never gets old

  2. 2008 July 18
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    We’re the penis because we get all the pussy.

  3. 2008 July 18

    terrible jim bob.

  4. 2008 July 18
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    It’s the best I could do.

    The magazine cover is definately a keeper. I’m sure we’ll be seeing that alot this fall.

  5. 2008 July 18

    “There’s three types of people in this world. You got your dicks, your pussies, and your assholes.”

  6. 2008 July 20
    Herban fellates Timmy permalink

    Unbelievable vacant of comments? This is good stuff

  7. 2008 July 20
    gatorhippy permalink

    Ahts off to tiger…

    Possibly the best Tebow PS satire ever…

  8. 2008 July 20
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    @7 My guess is that there will be many more Shops this fall.

  9. 2008 July 20
    gatorhippy permalink

    @8 – Gee…

    Ya think…

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