Jorts Illustrated July 18, 2008
Posted by Jai Eugene in 890 SAT, America's Penis, Fluffer, Gang Bangers, SEC Coaches, SEC Football, SEC Traditions, florida gators.trackback
America's Dong
(Via Email, the creator says “NCTiger”) I saw this and blew Myoplex out of my nose. The following guide should help the dicerning Florida Gator navigate the treacherous waters of Florida Jean Shorts etiquette and avoid those common fashion faux pas that can turn perfectly delightful Mullet-Sporting camaraderie with random rednecks into a semen-stained social embarrassment.
With a little prior planning and mindfulness, proper jorts-wearing etiquette will become second nature. If you hail from the state that resembles America’s Dong, the most important thing to remember is to have fun! After all, what kind of hapless Gator can’t enjoy a Football season hanging out in Tim Tebow’s Toolshed?
Via NCTiger
America’s Penis. It never gets old
We’re the penis because we get all the pussy.
terrible jim bob.
It’s the best I could do.
The magazine cover is definately a keeper. I’m sure we’ll be seeing that alot this fall.
“There’s three types of people in this world. You got your dicks, your pussies, and your assholes.”
Unbelievable vacant of comments? This is good stuff
Ahts off to tiger…
Possibly the best Tebow PS satire ever…
@7 My guess is that there will be many more Shops this fall.
@8 - Gee…
Ya think…