Ranking the SEC QBs July 25, 2008
Posted by Jai Eugene in SEC Football.trackback
1. Tebow: Big question: injuries. Suffered two last year, and injuries bring on more injuries IMO. Don’t know how much you fear him if he becomes a pocket QB, which won’t happen. . Not under the Herban offensive system. Uncircumcised men fear him. Penis.
2. Stafford: Terrible as a freshman, except for 2 games, mediocre as a sophomore. Lots of hype for a guy who hasn’t proven much. Plenty of talent, but he is only here by default. To date, his career numbers are–
54.2 Completion Percentage
26 Passing TDs
23 INTs
Last season he was 55.2% completion, 19 passing TDs, 10 INTs. He is showing improvement, but those aren’t exactly amazing numbers. He averaged 194 yards passing last year. Fat Matt will soon reach “Critical Ass”, the stage in fat accumulation when his “silver britches” can no longer contain the enormity of his humongous buttocks that will continue to limit his offensive production.
After that, there are some unproven guys that have shown some talent in limited action and others that have started last year and haven’t proven to be very good.
3. Perriloux- People can say they’re not buying the hype but he played well in his only two starts this year and was solid in spot time throughout the year. We return a lot on offense and I suspect good things from RP. He’s a passer first and we will see that next year. LSU has an achilles heel besides Les Miles’ intellect, it is the QB!!
4. Crompton- I went back and forth between him and Snead but based on the game experience I’ve watched of Crompton, he should be a very good quarterback this year. I wonder how the loss of Cut will affect the offense though. They weren’t the same when he wasn’t there and he did great when he came back. We will see.
5. Snead- I think Snead has more talent than Crompton but hasn’t had much game experience at all and will need some snaps early in the year to get his game together. But I suspect he will be the second best quarterback in the West behind RP. Very good talent and I think OM will be the surprise of the Western Division.
6. Sarah Jessica John Parker Wilson- This guy could be anywhere from 5th to 12th in the league and I have no clue what we will get next year. The Colorado game is a perfect example of what you can get when he is playing well and what you can get when he isn’t. The playcalling was poor last year as well and I wonder how the OC situation at Bama shakes out. Bammers love him cause he has three names. Just like Joe Willie Namath. Plus he drinks just like Joe WIllie too!!
7. Kodi Burns- Rating him 7th isn’t a sign of how good or bad I think Auburn will be. I think Tubby remains the best coach in the conference and has shown he can win with anyone at quarterback. They will win with defense and a good home schedule. But Burns hasn’t shown he can throw at all and some even speculate if he will be the starter come next season. They might be able to beat some teams but until this guy shows us he can pass consistently, he might cost AU some games.
8. Smelley- someone has to be 8th and none of the others are promising for this spot.
9. Dick- this guy is terrible. Nobody will be with him to bail him out either and we’ll see how Petrino handles the SEC. This isn’t the Big East where you can coast by each week with mediocre play. He was given a tough gig in Atlanta and jumped ship right before the place imploded. He ran with his tail between his legs, will he run from the SEC?
10-12…Does it really matter?
Hey Woodson didn’t make that list… Oh that’s right. He’s backing up Eli now. Oh well, at least we have running backs of some note.
Man, the QB class in the SEC looks pretty weak this year.
Batten down the Hatch[es]!! Hatch will prove that he has enough to get it done. at least he is smart–how many teams can say they have a transfer from Harvard at QB?
Seriously, as long as he can make a couple of throws and play the game Crowton designs for him and not try to do to much, he will be fine. i am curious to see what Lee will bring to the table, as he has the better arm.
my ranking:
1)Teabag
2)Doughboy
3) Straight outta Crompton (he had a pretty good game against LSU as a freshmen)
4) Snead
5)SJJPW
6)Carroll
7)Burns
8)Hatch/Lee
9)Smelley
10) who ever is at K-Y
11)Dick–he really is a terrible passer
12) whoever is at Vandy
I, too think Crompton is going to be really good.
Nutt, Snead and four top notch running backs plus an improved defense are going to make Ole Miss much better but they are thin in a number of positions. The Rebel’s fourth quarter play and the inability to finish may hurt them again.
@6 when you go 0-8 in the SEC, there is nowhere to go but up. Old Piss had theire shot with Eli and Cut, but then they got rid of Cut, brought in the man-child (who, incidentally is now the Saints D-line coach) and that set them back a ways. Nutt is far better a coach, but his teams usually underachieved at R-kansas
FEAR THE HAT BITCHES
@7 Yeah, Orgeron was a disaster. Pete Boone, the original neanderthal, mishandled the Cutcliffe thing but he is an OC not an HC. BTW, since Southern Piss only plays only two games this season, Auburn and Boise State, your boy Larry “the hat” Fedora should be under no stress to return to the Turd Bowl with the usual array of CUSA patsies on tap.
Jai, how bad did it hurt to put Saint Timmy at the top?
I bet your fingers were fucking shaking when you tried to type it…
Or did you have somebody else enter the post for you?
Hippy, how does it feel to have a heaux-meaux as a QB?
That wasn’t even original, Ears…
Try again…
2 things Gator Heathen:
1. If you believed in God, you would send up a prayer of thanks that Pat White is not in this pussy conference.
2. Tebow never beat Auburn, and my Eers will own that War Eagle ass, effectively owning florida’s ass.
That is all
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@ 12 - AE, that might actually mean something if South Florida didn’t own the Eers…
Eer: 1994 Sugar Bowl. Florida 41, WVU Inbreeders 7.
Fulmer is on the Mike and Mike Show.
As much as I despise the loserswithsocks.com “jumping the shark” BS that is AngryEer and his posts, I’ll bite on this one.
Pat White took himself out of the Pitt game because he hurt his wittle bitty thumb.
With a berth to the NC on the line, at home, against a 4-7 Pitt team. And you all lost.
1994: UF-41, (Previously Undefeated) WVU-7
UF owns WVU.
Jim Bob knows what I’m talkin’ about.
Yes indeedy.
@8 that ain’t the “hat” i’m talkin bout. think south on I-59 and west on I-12. Southern Wizz still has a varsity team?
LL, great point…
And lets not forget the Bulls punking of White last season and the Slaton’s punking the seaon before at the hands of USF…
Why is it that WVU’s “star” players only stay in games they are winning?
I’ll go with “No Guts” for a thousand, Alex…
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