Don’t Believe It

2008 July 28
by 3rd Down H-Back

Jerrell Powe cleared to play?  Say whaaaaat??? 

Party time in O-town, Powe's joining the D-line!

Don’t expect it to last for long.  The rocket surgeon was only pulling down a 2.31 GPA while taking the minimum 12 hours per semester over the last year in what were sure to be intellectually challenging classes like Intro to Coloring, Intermediate Counting, and Intro to Chicken on a Stick.  That was without practice or games distracting him.  We shall see what comes from this semester.  If Houston Dale Nutt is able to take the Mascotless to a bowl, the whole academic side of that student-athlete thing should keep Powe for suiting up in the Whogivesashit.com Bowl. 

No way in hell this dude plays more than one year before taking his ass to the League. 

Since this saga began so long ago, I can’t remember if it was Tuberville or Billy Brewer that originally recruited Powe.  Can anyone help me out? 

Check out Deepsouthsports.net for reaction from Erik the Ole Miss Homer regarding this event 3 years in the making.

8 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 July 29

    The chick with black hair has the same smile as Jack Nicholson did when he played the Joker in the original Batman movie.

  2. 2008 July 29

    if he could read this, would Powe smile?

  3. 2008 July 29
    gatorhippy permalink

    I heard Intro to Chicken on a Stick went well for Powe…

    After he learned to stop poking himself in the eye with it…

  4. 2008 July 29
    Good Lord permalink

    I meant to apologize to blondie for that wet spot on her chest. oops.

  5. 2008 July 29
    zigzag permalink

    Powe is Glenn Dorsey with more size and speed, so some offensive linemen need to get ready for a serious ass whipping. Tuberfield will have his Hi-Lo guys ready to take that left knee out at the first opportunity.

  6. 2008 July 29
    zigzag permalink

    Powe is Glenn Dorsey with more size and speed minus the IQ. Tuberfield will have his Hi-Lo guys ready to take that left knee out at the first opportunity.

  7. 2008 July 30
    Good Lord permalink

    http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj154/Afitzgerald66/Ramsey-Cheap-Shot-On-Dorsey.gif

  8. 2008 July 30

    Andrew, lets just hope Powe does get taken out by the po-po for acting a fool at a baseball game like some of your WVU players just did.

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