76 Coaching Changes in the SEC

2008 July 29
by Jai Eugene

(including the 8 or 9 pictured below at hapless Alabama) since the Dean of SEC Coaches took over as my Battle Captain.

  • Phil Fulmer IS Tennessee
  • “Too many fans are spoiled, but I like the bar set high”
  • “Pac10 and Big10 need to get a Champ game and then add a plus one to the bowl system”
  • Bama fans call me “Sir” and “Pappy”
  • Still doesn’t use male “enhancers”
  • “Likes the Oak Ridge Boys better than the Statler Brothers”
  • Lou Holtz drools when he thinks of all the games he lost to UT
  • Bob Griese is Big 10 double donger
  • SEC is awesome

Here is my battle tested leader touring the ESPN “car wash”:

Cowherd Podcast

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14 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 July 29

    I regret that the best conference in Football, the Big East, doesn’t have a lunatic rogue fringe fanbase like Alabama.

    Country Roads, Motherfuckers

  2. 2008 July 29

    West Virginia fans are Bama fans with starter jackets.

  3. 2008 July 29
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    @2: That’s pretty good.

  4. 2008 July 29
    FEAR THE HAT, BITCH permalink

    Can you name all 76?? didn’t Fulmer take over in 92?

    At LSU, we have had Hallman, ReTardo, Satan and Les the hat Miles;

    UFLA–Ol Ball Sack, Zooker and Herban;

    UAT–Stallings (Antonio Langham–bama cheats), DuBose, Fran, Price (hee hee hee), Shula and Satan;

    Arky–Danny Ford, Nutt and now Petrino;

    Old Wizz–Brewer(??), Tubby, Cut, the O and now Nutt;

    State–Croomed, Sherrill

    Barn–Tubby, Bowden, Dye(??)

    UGA—Richt, Goof, Donan

    SC–Ball Sack, Holtz…….

    Vandy–Johnson, ReTardo, widenhoffer…….??

    KY–Brooks, Morriss, Mumme and Curry

  5. 2008 July 29

    The Battle Captain has dropped a few pounds, it seems. He’s looking thin and dapper in that blazer. Maybe I should re-think my stance on this 0-12 thing. HAW HAW HAW.

  6. 2008 July 29
    zigzag permalink

    Good to see him off the donut diet but Griese and that other asshole dropped enough sugar on him to put the pounds back on.

  7. 2008 July 29
    Your daddy permalink

    After the Crompton comment he showed his O-Shit pouty face full of red cheeks and phat lip, same look from last week after the subpoena dropped in his lap…..he looks like a fat 10 yr old that had his cupcakes taken away! ….he’s about a dozen donuts shy of a heart-attack

  8. 2008 August 2
    Gadsden Greg permalink

    76 coaching changes, and Fat Phil’s cholesterol has gone up by 76 points in that same time period.

  9. 2008 August 2
    G-Obama permalink

    Greg, please stop. You’re embarrassing the Houndstooth Nation

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