Tennessee Football Bible
From reader Scorched Colon who lifted some of these significant verses via Volquest:
The shortest verse in the Tennessee Football Bible would read, simply, “Foster fumbled.”
“Foster scored again.”
Georgia 4:12
“And they shall drop what they are doing and follow the focused and fired up Battle Captain.”
Genesis 1:1 “GBO”
Genesis 1:2 “Bama Cheats”
Cutcliffe 19:3 – And Crompton went up to the mountain to Fulmer, and the COACH called to him, “Jonathan, this is what you must tell the others, take these values and hold them dear to your heart. Never forget where you came from. Work like heck.”
Mountain Damn Values 1:1,”In the beginning, there was a QB, and the QB was Tennessee. In those days, a man worked a full day for an honest wage. Uphill to the weight room, twice the hike back uphill home. Rain, snow, sleet, shine, a young mountain boy built like a stallion works like heck to get better….”
Majors 21:12, “You’ve gotta be sound in the kicking game.”
Cutcliffe 3:1 – And that night an Angel appeared to Archie in a dream and spoke to him, “Fear not, a son will come to you and you will call him Peyton (and Eli).”
Miami 35:7… “Testeverde wept.”
“And the Lord said, ‘I gave my all for Tennessee today.’”
Heisman 56:2 , Coach Majors told the flock, “Go young men, and knock the snot bubbles out of ‘em.”
Majors 3:3 “…and Coach Majors settled for a field goal.”
Revelations 11-3-1 A wise Bammeroid fears Fulmer and shuns buying humans, but a fool is hotheaded and reckless with the subpoena.
Neyland 1:1 Finally, a spirit came forward, stood before Smokey and said, Vols, Bitch.
Book of Fulmer 6:9 Engineerin’ is more than just drivin’ a train.
Book of Fulmer 11:3.1 “I don’t give a damn bout the whole state alabama
UGA 35:14 Ainge owns Richt
Bama 12:1 A foolish Roid brings grief to his Booster and bitterness to the one who pays him.
Bama 12:2 Their destiny is destruction, their god is houndstooth, and their glory is in their shame. Their mind is on earthly things, like buying national championships.
Book of Fulmer 3:6.0 They’re young people, They like to be entertained. It’s an Xbox generation..
The Apostle of John (Adams) Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the Monvolians the Phil Fulmer had cast out of the BON. He said to the fallen angels, “Did Fulmer really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?”
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Majors 21:12
I did not know Johnny was a Rush fan.
No Ronnie Wilson post, yet? I’m disappointed.
Saban 2:1…Coach Saban wins his second NC well within the next few years …… and the tenner’s wept profusely! !
Junior and LuLu 01:07–and there shall be a curse upon the men of dreamcicle orange; they will gnash their teeth and lament their turnovers and beat their chests and pray to not have to face Les Miles in December again.
@3 for which team will Saban be coaching for then?
@ 5 You can rest assured it wont be LSU!
@6 Doubtful it will be UAT either.
@7 i’m thinkin Big Televen for $aban’s next stop. perhaps former Tulane asst coach Rodriguez and his pop warner scheme won’t last long at the big house and $aban will follow the money
@8 how many years of fail will Ohio State put up with in Tressell before he gets the boot? 2nd place hurts deep in the Fuckeye souls.
@9 i don’t know about $aban for the failboats. he doesn’t really fit the mold of the past suckeye coaches–all sweater or sweater vest wearing stodgy old white guys (Hayes, Earle, Cooper and now Tressel)…maybe he will make it up to state college once Joe Pa finally steps down or dies.
Bama 41:17
Vawl secondary cannot stop JPW