Florida’s Ronnie “The Rifleman” Wilson is back Gator Ballin’

2008 August 5
by Jai Eugene

Do you really believe that Herban Meyer fucks around? It is crystal clear Herban meant with his foreboding and menacing threat to Mark Richt and UGA [Forget?  Hell] in regards to touchdown celebrations. Meyer intends to take this endzone celebration mess to the next level.

How?

Ronnie “The Rifleman” Wilson is back!! I know that this dated news, but I really was stunned by this one. This just shows that all bets are off in Gunsville. The offensive line gets a little thin, so Herban reaches down and reinstates a former player that bitch-slapped a guy in the face, spit on him, chased him down in a car and then fired a automatic assault weapon to “scare” him [ESPN and the Wizard of Odds].

Say what you will about what is often criticized as a lax discipline policy, but Coach Herban Meyer is always ALWAYS consistent.

So……Keep in mind the Gate secondary is bit thin, so it is not beyond the realm of probability that Jamar Hornsby of credit card fame, will make a return too. Don’t anyone try and tell me a Hornsby-return scenario is not plausible.

I remember during the Gates NC run, the D-line got a bit thin with the Jarvis Moss and Marcus “Puffy” Thomas suspensions for weed. What did Herban do? He reinstated them for big games At least Moss and Thomas was only a threats to themselves. The Rifleman is threat to everyone. I don’t think that there is one justification in this world to reinstate a kid with this history. There is some very serious judgment flaws ranging from Wilson to Herban.

Later this week, ranking the top 1% of 1% of the Herban era.

18 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 August 5
    bwfull permalink

    Credit card theft is not something Herban can utilize in his schemes. However, on 4th and goal…with the game on the line…some high powered weaponry will facilitate a defensive stop. Never underestimate the mind of the master.

    Heisman
    NC

  2. 2008 August 5
    your name here permalink

    @1 Oh I see it is ok when the Gayturds pull this crap but if Fulmer were to do this the critizism would not stop.

    Herban making his move for the Fulmer cup.

  3. 2008 August 5
    G-Obama permalink

    here is why the Rifleman is back:

    From the Miami Herald Gator beat writer…

    GUNSVILLE — Just got to practice and Torrey Davis is not on the roster and not on the field. Doesn’t look good. Guess we now know why Ronnie Wilson is back on the team.

    –Safety Bryan Thomas isn’t on the roster either.

    –But a few hundred fans are.

    –By the way, Ronnie Wilson has his old number, 70.

    -Lauderdale Lakes Boyd Anderson native Moses Jenkins looks great at cornerback.

    -Pacticing at second-string defensive line right now (this means nothing): Duke Lemmens, Terron Sanders, Troy Epps, Carlos Dunlap.

    –Back-up QB Cameron Newton’s passes are all over the place. Up, down, anywhere except where they’re supposed to be.

    –RB Kestahn Moore just left practice early. It’s good to be a returning starter.

    –A New York Giants just left practice and I asked him if he saw any talent. He said, “Not this year.”

    Looks like they lost DT Torrey Davis and Safety Bryan Thomas

  4. 2008 August 5

    I don’t know how I feel about Wilson’s rejoining the team.

    On one hand, he fired a gun in the air, was suspended for a year, got arrested for pot (go figure, right Jai?), lost his scholarship, paid his dues through the legal system, has been remorseful, etc.

    On the other hand, he’s had 2 chances. How many should he get?

    I agree with people getting second chances. But this should be his LAST chance! NO slip-ups, run-ins, etc. should be tolerated.

  5. 2008 August 5
    G-Obama permalink

    if i was mark richt, i would watch out for red dots on my forehead

  6. 2008 August 5

    @2:

    The Fulmer Cup is named “Fulmer” for a reason.

    Wilson’s getting a 3rd and (what looks to be his) final chance. He’s already been suspended for a year. You want me to bite and criticize Fulmer? Ok, I’ll bite.

    How many chances has he given Colquitt? 5? 6? And after all of those DUIs, underage drinking, leaving the scene of an accident charges, etc., he’s only suspended for 5 games to open this season.

    Britton Colquitt: The “Billy Joel” of east Tennessee.

  7. 2008 August 5
    G-Obama permalink

    the fulmer cup is stunt created by a gator for gators. Swindle shouild focus on reconnecting back to his roots of busting balls on college football, as he is become nearly unreadable.

    but i digress, florida, scar, bama and uga are kicking more ass in crime that fulmer ever thought possible. so stick the fulmer cup up swindles ass…

  8. 2008 August 5
    zigzag permalink

    Bring the thug back. His ass will be in trouble in about thirty minutes, Herb can then suspend him for the Hawaii game until he starts shooting again. Meyer cheats to win. What’s wrong with that?

  9. 2008 August 5
    G-Obama permalink

    nice photoshop btw

  10. 2008 August 5
    bwfull permalink

    @2
    Could you be a bigger bitch? Athletes, if talented, will get as many chances as needed to bring prestige and championships to their school. I spin Jai’s article for jest and you get defensive. Did Tebow miss your foreskin and get your balls?

    Heisman
    NC

  11. 2008 August 6
    FEAR THE HAT, BITCH permalink

    Les Miles dismissed Perrilloux from the team for much less than that. Perrilloux was going to be the starting QB–the most critical fucking position on the team!

  12. 2008 August 6
    Jim permalink

    @12
    Ronnie Wilson was also dismissed from UF. Rather than transferring, he stuck it out and got reinstated a year later. I really do not see a difference. I hope Ronnie stays out of trouble.

  13. 2008 August 6
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    Jim he has a better than average shot,

  14. 2008 August 6

    Ears:
    Wilson is now a walk-on. That’s not a good shot.

    Fear the Hat:
    Urban dismissed Marcus Thomas (arguably our best defensive player) in the middle of the season during a NC run after failing a drug test.

  15. 2008 August 7
    FEAR THE HAT, BITCH permalink

    @13 there is a huge difference. Les Miles dissmissed Perrilloux for good…no take backs

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