The Cromptonites are  The Big Orange  Ecclesiastical equivalent of the Delta Force.  These guys are scary. Just like the  ALF and ELF are terrorist organizations funded by PETA, the organization that sends people to hang out at elementary schools and hand out decks of playing cards depicting the slaughtering of animals to kids and telling them that’s how mommy got her fur coat and how they get their hamburgers.

Like there’s any meat in hamburgers.

Cromptonites try to discredit anyone who attacks them and one of their tenets is to use the the press/message boards to harass (not win) someone into submission. I wish someone with a lot of money to burn (Peyton Manning etc.) would take these fuckers to task.

I was thinking Cromptonology is like Scientology: it relies heavily on mindless ritual, has an aura of secrets and mystery accessible only to higher-ups, is impenetrable, and one can spend a lifetime studying its nuances and still have more to learn.

Do the ‘Nites really know that Crompton  needs big season like a crackhead needs another hit?   No wonder why we are seeing all the posturing and grandstanding from the ‘Nites.  It forces the  non-Cromptonites to take their eye off of the ball.  See what happens when you give in to terrorists? They dick you over anyways.

I love these quotes from the Cromptonville NC Paper link

“I don’t want to talk about anything in the past.” said Crompton, surrounded by a hoard of reporters hanging on every word spoken by the leader of the Vols’ football team. “It serves no purpose to talk about the past. There’s nothing I can change about the past. It is what it is. I prefer to concentrate on now. We’ve got new coaches, we’ve got new players and we got a new attitude on this team. And we’re ready to play this season.”

“I walked into our facility one day this summer and saw a big, strapping, good-looking guy in the distance, throwing the ball while wearing flipflops. I thought it was some pro guy visiting us. When I got closer to him, I said, ‘that’s Jon!’ He brings a lot to the table from a toughness standpoint.”

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