Ozark Alabama WalMart

2008 August 8
by Jai Eugene

My wife snapped this Bama Queen during the tax-free shopping weekend  at the Ozark Al Wal-Mart.  Gold Jerry, Gold.
Some Bammeroid Jokes:
A lady in Tuscaloosa calls 911.

Hysterically, she says, “Someone’s just broke into my house, and I think he’s going to rob me!”

The police officer says,”We’re really busy at the moment. Just get the guy’s jersey number and we’ll get back to you.”
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Q: What is Nick Saban’s biggest concern?
A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?
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Q: What do you call a drug ring in Tuscaloosa ?
A: A huddle
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Q: Four Bammer players in a car, who’s driving?
A: The police
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Q: Why can’t most of the Bammer players get into a huddle on the field?
A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
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The Bammer team has adopted a new Honor System.

“Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor”.

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The Tide is expecting a 7-6 season this year.
7 Arrests, 6 convictions.
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Q: How will the Tide spend the first week of Summer Training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights
6 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 August 8
    a gonzo permalink

    At least she turned it inside out……Wonder what kind of white stains are on the front?……….Also, this pic had to have been taken during a weekday, you know those girls don’t wash clothes down by the creeeeck until Saturday.

    #1 pickup line in Tuscaloosa………..Nice tooth. Bleed Orange Bitches

  2. 2008 August 8
    Bama Perry permalink

    I resent this photo, i think it is a gross misrepresntation of our bitches in T-Town

  3. 2008 August 8
    zigzag permalink

    Nicotine stains?

  4. 2008 August 8

    I thought stains like that are supposed to be on underwear…

  5. 2008 August 10

    The joke is absolutely hilarious. But your futile attempt still doesn’t overshadow the fact that you lost in such a humiliating fashion by a margin greater than your hillbilly Tennerssee fans can count.

  6. 2009 January 29
    Tiger permalink

    Uh, that looks like a (poor) photoshop job to me. And, if you’re going to all of that trouble, you might as well put some bammer paraphernalia on her as well.

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