My wife snapped this Bama Queen during the tax-free shopping weekend at the Ozark Al Wal-Mart. Gold Jerry, Gold.
Some Bammeroid Jokes:
A lady in Tuscaloosa calls 911.
Hysterically, she says, “Someone’s just broke into my house, and I think he’s going to rob me!”
The police officer says,”We’re really busy at the moment. Just get the guy’s jersey number and we’ll get back to you.”
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Q: What is Nick Saban’s biggest concern?
A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?
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A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?
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Q: What do you call a drug ring in Tuscaloosa ?
A: A huddle
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Q: Four Bammer players in a car, who’s driving?
A: The police
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Q: Why can’t most of the Bammer players get into a huddle on the field?
A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
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A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
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The Bammer team has adopted a new Honor System.
“Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor”.
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The Tide is expecting a 7-6 season this year.
The Tide is expecting a 7-6 season this year.
7 Arrests, 6 convictions.
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Q: How will the Tide spend the first week of Summer Training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights
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Q: How will the Tide spend the first week of Summer Training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights
At least she turned it inside out……Wonder what kind of white stains are on the front?……….Also, this pic had to have been taken during a weekday, you know those girls don’t wash clothes down by the creeeeck until Saturday.
#1 pickup line in Tuscaloosa………..Nice tooth. Bleed Orange Bitches
I resent this photo, i think it is a gross misrepresntation of our bitches in T-Town
Nicotine stains?
I thought stains like that are supposed to be on underwear…
The joke is absolutely hilarious. But your futile attempt still doesn’t overshadow the fact that you lost in such a humiliating fashion by a margin greater than your hillbilly Tennerssee fans can count.
Uh, that looks like a (poor) photoshop job to me. And, if you’re going to all of that trouble, you might as well put some bammer paraphernalia on her as well.