Big 10 vs SEC Tournament
Recently, a Michigan Blog [MGO] made the following comment about LWS on why we were dropped from their cool-kid Blog Poll :
Losers With Socks. LWS is only vaguely a Tennessee blog and they have no actual analysis of the football, only short humor posts. They’re bumped because of the influx of quality UT options.
Well, here is a bit of motherfucking analysis of why the Big Ten Blows.
Who will win the BCS NC this year? I say, “The winner of the SEC Championship.” Truth. Hell, I have the SEC ranked higher than the NFC West.
Here is my dream tourney between the Mack Daddy of College Football and the BCS B-List Conference, the Big 10.
I like my matchups as always my analysis is spot-on. Read them and weep BCS B-Lister Douche Discharges as the SEC again administers the “Glass Bottom Boat” on the hapless HAPLESS Big 10:
LSU/thUGA/UF/Auburn/UT vs. tOSU. No matter which team “plays” the Failboats or their Bitch Michigan, the best conference wins by 5 Touchdowns
Florida vs. Wisconsin. (Florida) Wisconsin lost to
Tennessee who got manhandled by Florida.
LSU vs. Illinois. (LSU) don’t see how any upright walking human would give Illinois a chance to even score a FG
Auburn vs. Penn State. (Auburn) I seriously don’t think Penn State could move the ball past the 50 yard line
Alabama vs. Purdue. (Alabama) There is no way that Purdue could have the size and speed to defeat the superior mental processing power of Nick Saban. He is just to intellectual.
Tennessee vs. Iowa. (UT of course) Speed kills and the Children of the Corn gonna get hurt real bad
Arkansas vs. Michigan State. (Arkansas) Petrino will have his offense rollin. Michigan State plays in slo-mo
South Carolina vs. Michigan. (South Carolina) Spurrier gets an easy ‘W’. oRly? Michigan loses to the Failboats every year. And South Carolina actually makes games against Florida and LSU interesting before settling for a Moral victory. Hope Rich Rod leaves without saying goodby, Michigan Men.
Mississippi State vs. Indiana. (Miss. State) Like a really bad 1970s Porn movie here is Crooming the Hoosiers
Ole Miss vs. Minnesota. (Tossup) Here is a possible token W for the Maybe just maybe the Big 10 wins a game.
Vandy/Kentucky vs. Northwestern (Vandy/Kentucky) What a horribly boring display of football. You know, boring like a tOSU and Michigan “rivalry” game?
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Ole Miss would destroy Minnasota. I think they’ll be the SEC’s sleeper team this year (which means possibly breaking .500).
remember Vandy almost beat Mishigan. Wolverines and their stupid helmets suck
I guess you forget Michigan’s record vs. the SEC in the BCS era. Its ok, can also check the bowl records in the BCS era as well. Pretty close.
My Vols beat their everliving loser asses
The score was 45-17 to be exact. And seven of those points were “mercy points” because Fulmer felt bad for Carr.
Jai, did you leave out the Wisconsin cupcake on purpose??? Or is Smokey still feasting on that one since January???
RISE UP SEC AGAINST THOSE BITCHES
@7 Probably on the right side. Pic needs to be resized
Not only are your match-ups chosen poorly, your assumptions about said match-ups are ludicrous. A minimum of 4 of your called SEC wins would actually be wins for the Big10, putting it at 6-5, which is hardly a beatdown. There are several others that would be a toss-up, making it more likely to be 6-5 or even 7-4 Big10. And the stats aren’t on your side. In the BCS era, the two conferences have met 27 times in bowls. The results:
Big10 14 – SEC 13
2007: SEC 2-1
UT by 4 over Wisconsin
UM by 6 over UF
LSU by 14 over OSU
2006: Big10 2-1
PSU by 10 over UT
Wiconsin by 3 over Arkansas
UF by 27 over OSU
2005: Tie 1-1
UF by 7 over Iowa
Wiconsin by 14 over Auburn
2004: Big10 2-1
Minnesota by 4 over Alabama
Georgia by 3 over Wisconsin
Iowa by 5 over LSU
2003: SEC 2-1
Auburn by 14 over Wisconsin
Iowa by 20 over UF
Georgia by 7 over Purdue
2002: Big10 2-1
Minnesota by 15 over Arkansas
UM by 8 over UF
Auburn by 4 over PSU
2001:SEC 3-0
S Carolina by 3 over OSU
UT by 28 over UM
LSU by 13 over Illinois
2000: Tie 1-1
S Carolina by 17 over OSU
UM by 3 over Auburn
1999: Big10 2-1
Georgia by 3 over Purdue
MSU by 3 over UF
UM by 1 over Alabama
1998: Big10 2-0
UM by 14 over Arkansas
PSU by 12 over Kentucky
Mat, your “best” would be lucky to become bowl eligible in the SEC. Face the uncomfortable truth that watching Big 10 Football is: Strained, forced, and painful like a turd made of anti-laxative.
Speaking of turds. That MIchigan blogger is part of the whole EDSBS/SMQ/RTT/ Westerbrook/Burnt Orange; Cool Kid douchebaggerry Nation. Swindle is virtually unreadable nowadays and Cook is bitter that Michigan sucks
so how did the Vols end up this year?
Oh I just checked…INELIGILE FOR A BOWL GAME!