My EERs Opponent list

2008 August 14
by AngryEer

I got this from a buddy at the office. Sure it’s kinda queer, but it is better than the SEC. The SEC is WVU’s bitch. UGA and UF, please run the table, I want my eers to run a train on your felonious ass!!! High 5s all around bitches!!

M aul Villanova!

O utfox East Carolina!

U nload a Rocky Mountain low on Colorado!

N euter Marshall!

T errorize Rutgers!

A ssRape Syracuse!

I nsert penis into Auburn!

N umb those nuts Connecticut!

E vaporate Cincinnati!

E viscerate Louisville!

R ape Pitt!

S hit on South Florida!

B ring on our opponent to

C rush for the

S print to the national championship!!!

17 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 August 14
    a gonzo permalink

    One of he gayest things I’ve seen since Leinart’s tights. And once again, Errrr can only put up skanky ridge runners who just came in from making soap and chopping wood for the fire.

  2. 2008 August 14
    bwfull permalink

    Let me get this straight…pun intended.

    “Sure it’s kinda queer”
    “The SEC is WVU’s bitch”

    Neuter Marshall
    AssRape Syracuse
    Insert Penis into Auburn
    Numb those nuts Connecticut
    Rape Pitt
    Shit on South Florida

    First off, WVU has nothing on 15’s ability to master the knife around the penis. Second, everything about this post is queer. I think the reason we see the quality of women we do at WVU is because the are all fag hags. I didn’t realize WVU and SF had a Cleveland Steamer relationship.

  3. 2008 August 14

    Soap made from animal fat

  4. 2008 August 14
    a gonzo permalink

    Yup Jai, Lye soap from animal fat that these days would be cause to call out the Hazmat team in most civilized states. That shit will strip the trees of leaves for 100 yards. You don’t want to be downwind, permanent scaring of the lungs will occur. But the Errrrs don’t care, that’s why smoking cigs and black lung from the coal mines are such a big part of life in Errr country, they’re all gonna die by 35 anyway.

  5. 2008 August 14

    Probably the worst post in the history of this site.

  6. 2008 August 14
    scorched colon permalink

    WTF LL??

  7. 2008 August 14
    Bark Nabber permalink

    ok i have lost another 16 seconds of my life reading one of his stupid ass posts. 15 seconds reading the post and 1 second looking at the homely whores. What a waste.

  8. 2008 August 14

    scorched colon:

    I am just not a fan of “AngryEer’s” babbling.

  9. 2008 August 14

    See, what Bark Nabber said.

  10. 2008 August 14

    I am hurt

  11. 2008 August 14

    I thought it was clever and fun. You sec mo’s need to lighten up

  12. 2008 August 14
    a gonzo permalink

    AngreEre – clever and fun in the 1st grade is one thing….Bringing on the big bad SEC stage of reality is another. Take your Tonka Truck home to the mountains boy, and come out in the Spring with your mamma when she goes shopp’n and maybe she’ll get you a piece of hard candy.

  13. 2008 August 14
    ddotson permalink

    Good post Angryeer! I enjoyed it – Let’s Go Mountaineers!

  14. 2008 August 14
    gatorhippy permalink

    Eer, is that you in the back waitin’ on your jizz shot from Pat “Get Me The Fuck Out Of The Game Cuz These Guys Hit Too Hard And It Has Bruised My Mangina” White?

  15. 2008 August 15
    P-Funk permalink

    So let me get this straight, after you “Ass Rape Syracuse”, does this mean the sex with Auburn was consensual??

    West Va…Truly a swing state!

  16. 2008 August 15

    Creative: Yes I am. Country Roads!!!

  17. 2008 August 15
    zigzag permalink

    Feckless shit in a Haagen-Daz carton

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