Shave, Bitch

2008 August 14
by 3rd Down H-Back

I bet the Mountain Warrior Prince Jon Straight Outta Crompton uses this fine piece of a Tennessee/Gillette grooming tool to maintain that ruff-n-tuff North Carolina Mountain Man look. 

Available at your local Wal-Mart, or at least in Clarksville, TN, for the low-low price of $9.99.  Hurry, they’re going faster than J-Crompt’s 40 time.

from → SEC Football, Tennessee Volunteers, Vols, Vols bitch, tennessee Vols

7 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 August 14
    Jai Eugene permalink

    he has a very cool stache…

  2. 2008 August 14
    Dirt Mcgirt permalink

    Nice usage of the word tool when talking about j.c.

  3. 2008 August 14
    LL permalink

    Sounds about right. I’m not surprised. Only rednecks and hillbillies shop at Wal-Mart.

  4. 2008 August 14
    Your daddy, BAMA permalink

    King Saban makes the Sept cover of Forbes and Uteets makes it on a Gillette product?….BEAUTIFUL!
    The most powerful coach in ALL of Sports is? guess who its not?

  5. 2008 August 14
    bwfull permalink

    I hate UT but I have to own this!

  6. 2008 August 14
    LL permalink

    bwfull:

    I am not a UT fan either but I would use said razor to shave my balls.

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