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Shave, Bitch


I bet the Mountain Warrior Prince Jon Straight Outta Crompton uses this fine piece of a Tennessee/Gillette grooming tool to maintain that ruff-n-tuff North Carolina Mountain Man look. 

Available at your local Wal-Mart, or at least in Clarksville, TN, for the low-low price of $9.99.  Hurry, they’re going faster than J-Crompt’s 40 time.

7 comments on “Shave, Bitch

  1. he has a very cool stache…

  2. Nice usage of the word tool when talking about j.c.

  3. Sounds about right. I’m not surprised. Only rednecks and hillbillies shop at Wal-Mart.

  4. King Saban makes the Sept cover of Forbes and Uteets makes it on a Gillette product?….BEAUTIFUL!
    The most powerful coach in ALL of Sports is? guess who its not?

  5. I hate UT but I have to own this!

  6. bwfull:

    I am not a UT fan either but I would use said razor to shave my balls.

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