Virginia Tech “preview”

2008 August 15
by AngryEer

 

Beamers neck is freaky

Beamer's neck is freaky

Aug. 30, 2008 at East Carolina (ESPN) 12:00 pm ET -Toss Up
Sept. 6, 2008 Furman 1:30 pm ET-W
Sept. 13, 2008 Georgia Tech (ABC) 3:30 pm ET-L
Sept. 20, 2008 at North Carolina TBA – Toss Up
Sept. 27, 2008 at Nebraska TBA – L
Oct. 4, 2008 W. Kentucky TBA – W
Oct. 18, 2008 at Boston College TBA – L
Oct. 25, 2008 at Florida State TBA – L with a capital L
Nov. 6, 2008 Maryland (ESPN) 7:30 pm ET- Toss Up
Nov. 13, 2008 at Miami-FL (ESPN) 7:30 pm ET- Definite Loss
Nov. 22, 2008 Duke TBA -L (Cutcliffe will dominate)
Nov. 29, 2008 Virginia TBA- Toss Up (rivalry… who knows or really cares?)

I don’t think anyone can disagree with this W/L predictions.

Any case anyone is wondering, my EERs lead the series 28-22-1. You effing Hokies are like a bunch of gossipy old women. Sooooo jealous of my Eers and wishing that they had stayed in the Big East!  Country Roads!!
 

The pressure to win a big OOC game must be unbearable for them right now!

 
Will someone please inform me on why Virginia Tech always gets a high ranking when they play such a cup cake schedule just to get easy wins and to go to a bowl that they invariably always LOSE!!!!!. For some reason sports media seems to really love Tech and Beamer when the past dictates that he will play a player (Vick) in a bowl game whom he knows will get suspended just to have a better chance to win.

I remember when the Older Vick was flunking out and still played until he was assured he’d be suspended. My brother lives near Tech and see players driving Lincolns, Escadales etc, wearing jewelry only a well-to-do person can afford and living in rent subsidized apartments and never attend class. The program stinks like Bama with NCAA violations but no one cares because Tech is the darling of sports writiers. Is it just me or does VPI always seem to lose their big games?  Sure they beat up the Almost Competitive Conference last few years or so, but whenever they get to a big game against a non-conference team they always seem to lose.

  • LSU spanked them last year
  • Kansas beat them in the Orange Bowl last year
  • Georgia beat them in the Peach Bowl in 2006
  • An average FSU team beat them in the 2005 ACC title game
  • USC beat them in 2004
  • Auburn beat them in Sugar Bowl after the 2004 season
 I could keep going on but I am beginning to bore myself.  My point is that everytime VA Tech gets hyped and blown by ESPN and everyone else they fall flat on their faces. They are not a Big Boyof College Football like the Big East or the SEC.
20 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 August 15
    Jim permalink

    My favorite line is “Tech is the darling of sports writiers(sic).” Yes I hate when I turn on ESPN and the opening story is VT’s practice and I have to wait for the story on the Yankees, Red Sox, Patriots, Manny etc. It must be nice for Beamer to be so good looking that he gets prime placement in the media.

  2. 2008 August 15
    a gonzo permalink

    So Errrrrrr, how many different Maladies have you been diagnosed with? Let’s see; ADD, Tourettes, Autism, WVhomeritis………Take two of everything in your meds chest and call us in the morning…..if you wake up.

    The media darling this year is not the VT boys. The current darlings of the airways are the dogs. But the dogs are owned by the Orange. Bleed it bitches.

  3. 2008 August 15
    Pitt Panthers permalink

    “Chokies”…

    Okay.

  4. 2008 August 15

    Sic em Jim. Get his ass

  5. 2008 August 15
    Mackey permalink

    If you can’t go to college, go to Tech.

  6. 2008 August 16

    http://www.collegegameballs.com/2008/08/16/vtgtwvu/

  7. 2008 August 16
    USF Bulls permalink

    Quit your gloating Pitt Panthers. We’ve only been playing football for a 10 years and we’re already better than those dimwits. It should be really ugly this year when Billie Stew tries to install some more complexity in his O and smoke starts coming out of their ears.

  8. 2008 August 16
    tec2 permalink

    My brother lives near WVU and sees players, fans, coach, governors kids buggering sheep and eating mud. One time he was accused of being a fairy because he could read a book. Hates the fact that he cannot buy batteries or a couch during football season. Makes 70k a year and owns 500 acres and a 70 room house. He bought all 5 degrees WfVU offers for 20$. Noel Devine stole his 2 year olds ice cream while the two year old was his math tutor. Oh and gave Major Harris a tissue because he could never amount to anything.

  9. 2008 August 16

    AngryEer, you are a complete moron. First, you can’t spell worth my nuts. Second, you fail to mention the graduating class that the Hokies just lost. If they win their division like everyone has been predicting, you will have a load of cum all over your face.
    Third, let’s look at their “big-game schedule” from the past few years:

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    LSU spanked them last year (and the Hokies whooped the Tigers in 2001 when the game was played at Lane Stadium – yes, home field advantage is alive in college football)
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    Kansas beat them in the Orange Bowl last year (by how many points in a game featuring two of the top 4 defenses in the country?)
    *
    Georgia beat them in the Peach Bowl in 2006 (The Chick-fil-A Bowl is played in Atlanta. I was there, it was a home game for the Bulldogs)
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    An average FSU team beat them in the 2005 ACC title game (It happens. i/e West Virginia at Virginia Tech, 2004… who was undefeated and lost????)
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    USC beat them in 2004 (After a phantom pass interference call in the fourth quarter after the Hokies controlled the game for the first 2 1/2 quarters)
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    Auburn beat them in Sugar Bowl after the 2004 season (Auburn was undefeated… think about that 2004 season for the Hokies: 2 of their 3 losses came to the top 2, undefeated teams in the country – USC and Auburn.)

    So, I basically just made your West Virginia loving ass look like you are getting reamed by your dad after you just did your sister. Suck on those apples.

  10. 2008 August 16
    scorched colon permalink

    Did you know that Lane Stadium is named after a chick?

  11. 2008 August 16

    Did you know that Mountaineer Field is finally replacing the outhouses with bathrooms this year?

  12. 2008 August 16
    artiger permalink

    That’s Lame Stadium, BTW

  13. 2008 August 16
    zigzag permalink

    Did you know that nobody give a rat’s ass about any of this shit?

  14. 2008 August 17
    IronHokie#29 permalink

    @13: Dude come up with something other than the “Lame Stadium’ jokes! I’ve been reading the blogs on this site for the past few months now and every time something Virginia Tech related comes up you always come with that same “Lame Stadium” bullshit. Get some new material chief!

  15. 2008 August 19
    artiger permalink

    @15 Get a better stadium, chief

  16. 2008 September 6
    Dantuma permalink

    Mad respect for ECU…….but c’mon, put a few yrs of football under your belt before you start making the national championship banners. you’ll waste your crayolas. HOKIES UNITED!

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