An Open Letter to the Cromptonites

2008 August 18
by Jai Eugene

Dear Single-Point Crazy-Ass Vol Fan,

Hey, it’s LWS! Remember me? Yeah, I’m the guy that’s been listening to your rectal swab stories, rants and raves on the Mountain Warrior Poet/Prince faithfully since 2005. I bought into the whole “Parade and Army All-America” Wonderland thing, I think. Actually I can’t remember.  It was 2005 for Christsakes! But I remember how you said (over and over) that powerful young Crompton would change Tennessee Football History, he is going to out-Tebow Tebow and I’ve been listening to you discredit/defame/disrespect the Mannings, Erik Ainge,  Coach Cutcliffe, Andy Kelly and Tee Martin ever since.  Well Mr. Cromptonite: ‘I reject your challenge because you are no challenge. But I’ll be happy to beat up on you some more.’

I can’t wait to hear all of the new shit-talk cause your Warrior Prince finally had a practice that he didn’t throw an INt (s), and no matter what you guys do I’ll always be first one  waiting to hear it. I’m sure you’ll come out and blow everybody’s fuckin’ minds, because you’re the fuckin’ Cromptonites!   Laser, Rifle, Bullet, Rope, Rocket those are the words. Suckle at the teat!

Good luck ‘Nites. And let’s  fluff  “it” until young powerful Crompton actually kicks-ass on a quality SEC opponent..  I choose Florida, Auburn and the Roids

Yours, Jai Eugene

“P.S. is the Warrior Prince finished “threading the needle” to a covered receiver even with a wide open receiver running free in the SEC’s best secondary.

9 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 August 18
    InTheBlimpAlot permalink

    This is just stupid. Why is there a divide amongst UT fans over UT players? Why do some of our fans just not like our starting QB? Just b/c we are optomistic about his abilities? Why label a group of people that support a 20 year old QB as “Cromptomites”? Thats just childish and dumb.

    Go VOls

  2. 2008 August 18
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    Did you flunk reading? It seems apparent that the Cromptonies must be a bunch of dicks

  3. 2008 August 19
    InthefugginBlimpAlot permalink

    No, did you flunk life?

  4. 2008 August 19
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    Stupid response

  5. 2008 August 19
    Dirt Mcgirt permalink

    #3 must be a cromptonite

  6. 2008 August 19

    Dirt, I think so too

  7. 2008 August 19

    Brandon Warren in orange

  8. 2008 August 19
    InTheBlimpAlot permalink

    Damn right im Cromptonite and a fulmeroid and a barriator and a arianator and a chiefton and on and on and on.
    Basically, you can just call me a vol fan. Im ALLVOL BITCHES!

    Love em or leave em and all that jazz.

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