Cowherd discusses the most powerful coach in sports

2008 August 18
by Jai Eugene

It was very funny [Cowherd Podcast].  Uhh…don’t you have to beat  the Louisiana-Monroe Fighting Nutria  to be the most powerful coach in sports?…Don’t you have to beat your in-state rival to be the most powerful coach in sports?  Is Fulmer and Tubberville really Bama’s daddy?

It is quite appropriate that Alabama’s team name is a euphemism for menstrual blood.  A bunch of bitches playing the victim card.  “Waaaaaa, everybody hates Bama, they are jealous and want to bring her down.”

The Roids got caught cheating and you’ll flail around aimlessly while blaming Phil Fulmer for it. Yeah, Fulmer ratted you guys out.  No argument there, but he never would have had anything he could have used were Alabama not to have been caught cheating themselves. Blame Fulmer all you want but it is Bama who willingly put herself in that position and for Bama fans to whine and cry about anything else is just laughable. Yeah, such victims, maybe you guys shouldn’t have cheated in the first place?

32 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 August 18
    ClemsonTC permalink

    We’re going to own them in two weeks.

  2. 2008 August 18
    Your daddy, Alabama! permalink

    Is that a fact?? …Clem, you’ve never owned anybody.
    You’re a 2nd rate whore in the ACC….

  3. 2008 August 18
    Tubbs is the 'Law' Man permalink

    Yes, C-Tigers…..We all EXPECT to see a complete humbling of the delusional devil worshippers

  4. 2008 August 18
    Dirt Mcgirt permalink

    Bama cheats, but its fulmers fault. I love bammeroids. Cowheard brings up a good point, shouldnt the most powerful coach in sports be able to handle the fighting nutria?

  5. 2008 August 18
    ClemsonTC permalink

    Since when did all bloggers and the media mistake being powerful for winning fooball games? Apples and oranges…

  6. 2008 August 18

    Clemson, don’t feel bad. Bama has owned a lot of humans over the last 3 or 4 decades. Right Logan?

  7. 2008 August 18
    Satan permalink

    Jai, Logan’s here. He says hi and sends a big rtr

  8. 2008 August 18
    God permalink

    The Bear is here sitting to my right but its funny, the only flopper around up here is Reggie White…

  9. 2008 August 18

    No Bama fans blame Fulmer for probation. Bama fans know we cheated and were punished. The problem we have is the hypocrisy of these “holier-than-thou” UT fans who have the gall to call Bama cheaters when both programs have been caught cheating as well.

    Bama fans also have a problem with the fact that Fulmer’s team was also named in the Means case, but Kramer and others came to Fulmer and basically cut him a sweet deal to rat on Bama. It sucks that yall seem to forget this (not to mention the old lady in Mobile giving $ to Tee Martin) and proclaim that “Bama Cheats” all the time.

  10. 2008 August 18
    Bear 3:16 permalink

    If you aint cheating, you aint tryin. RTR

  11. 2008 August 18
    ULM head coach permalink

    If lil bear is the most powerful coach in sports, what does that make me?

  12. 2008 August 18
    scorched colon permalink

    Sad State of Shit, please provide links of Tennessee cheating and being punished. You know, like the NCAA investigation results? No? Doesn’t exist? Then SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING CHEATER

  13. 2008 August 18
    tc4uofa permalink

    You might want to actually read the Forbes article, power is not ranked by wins.

  14. 2008 August 18
    bwfull permalink

    this may be the best photoshop job ever

  15. 2008 August 18
    Your daddy, Alabama! permalink

    @13 ….They cant read, all they can do is make assumptions and cast a negative response

  16. 2008 August 18
    Your daddy, Tommy Tuberville! permalink

    @15

  17. 2008 August 18
    zigzag permalink

    $aban is an egotistical loser prick and those sad sacks won’t even make it to Shreveport.

  18. 2008 August 18

    scorched colon:

    You’re right. UT is squeaky-clean!

    “Ten years ago, when she first noticed a pattern of plagiarized term papers and altered grades among athletes, she began a slow process of bringing it first to the attention of members of the athletic department, then to university officials. She was patted on the head and told not to worry about it. But Bensel-Meyers, now 49, mother of three, church pianist, Oregon farm girl, University of Chicago graduate, football fan, was shocked; didn’t the university care about these sweet, brawny boys who were being cheated out of their educations?

    Eventually, one of those sweet, brawny boys talked to an ESPN.com reporter, and an investigative series was born.”

    http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9506E2D61E31F934A35754C0A9649C8B63&n=Top%2FReference%2FTimes%20Topics%2FSubjects%2FC%2FCheating

    Tennessee cheats, they’ve just never been caught. Quit acting holier than thou because you’re not.

  19. 2008 August 18

    nice LL, hook up with the Roids. See comment 12, I think the Colon summed it up pretty good.

  20. 2008 August 18
    your name here permalink

    @18 Seriously Plagerizing? is that all you got. Did you go to an institution of higher learning? Have you ever written a term paper? Everybody plagerizes in college. Ok even IF UT cheats, BAMA got Caught and BAMA CHEATS!!

  21. 2008 August 18

    Nah, I think I summed it up better, Jai, UT cheats, they’ve just never been punished for it. Could be because it happened on Kramer’s watch so they were under his protection, could be because Fulmer always seems to give the NCAA dirt on other programs when they come snooping. Who knows? Oh well.

    Calling out UT doesn’t mean I’m hooking up with the Bammeroids, Jai. Please, that’s just a low blow.

  22. 2008 August 18

    allegations and conjecture .I need concrete proof…

  23. 2008 August 18

    your name here:

    It’s deeper than that.

    But in any event, it’s my fault. I should have known better that any attempt at a debatable discussion on here would have been met with “Bama Cheats” or “Gators smoke Weed”, etc. So be it.

    UT is a squeaky-clean, good ol’ Boy network with a saint for a battle captain.

  24. 2008 August 18

    And by concrete proof you mean NCAA punishment. Got it.

  25. 2008 August 18

    I get confused… Did the albert means/logan young incident put uat on probation or is that what happened while uat was already under sanctions for cheating? With so much cheating in such a little time period I get the incidents of buying humans mixed up.

  26. 2008 August 18

    Jai -

    So you need concrete proof if UT is cheating, but you make baseless claims about Bear Bryant cheating all the time with absolutely no proof. Seems a little hypocritical, wouldn’t you say.

    A little clip about Tee Martin. Notice the timing and the coincidence that Fulmer was asked to be a secret witness in the Means case (one that his team, ironically, was also named in but somehow were never punished for).

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/college/news/2002/05/07/martin_investigation_ap/

    No Bama fans think that Fulmer “got” us in trouble. Bama broke the rules and paid for it, plain and simple. What they have a problem with is Fulmer obviously making a deal to save his own ass and then having to listen to bullshit artist UT fans such as yourself act like UT is made up of choir boys that always fly the straight and narrow.

    Why can’t you just stop being a hypocrite?

  27. 2008 August 18
    Your daddy, Alabama! permalink

    SSA….you can talk till your blue in the face but these MF’s will never accept it…if they dug deep enough now that fuckhead Kramer is gone they would have to nullify their ‘98 NC….Tee Tee Martin was paid plain and simple yet you had a conspiracy with Dickey, Kramer, phatipus, & Myles Brand of the ncaa….But the glory of it all is you take 21 schollys away over a couple of years as opposed to 2 and slap on the wrist and we come back even stronger.
    Saban is just getting warmed up!….neyland is about to become a rental property once again!

  28. 2008 August 18

    yeah, Bama is even stronger… hence the meltdown at the end of the season vs. ULM. Its okay though, every country has their own 9/11, we just have to learn to accept that it takes tragic moments to bring about real change.

    RTR

  29. 2008 August 18
    Mob Mentality permalink

    @26 No. No, your wrong. Bama fans DO blame Fulmer, uat fans aren’t mad or embarrased that they cheat(ed) – they are sore that they got caught and needed a scapegoat to deflect the real issue. Much like you continue to do.
    I’ll humor you though… You say that Fulmer dropped the dime on uat to save his ass – I say, well that’s pretty fuq’n smart. Let me, save my ass and through bammer under the bus, BONUS! Sign me Up!

    Don’t hate the playa….

  30. 2008 August 18

    Brent Beard of Rivals — who is one of the best out there — said flat-out that other coaches in the SEC knew that Dubose/Bama had some shady dealings going on. Some of those Coaches even contacted Dubose directly and basically said “hey, we’ve been hearing some things and you might want to stop because word is getting around.” One of these coaches was Spurrier. He sent Dubose a letter. However, one SEC Coach made it personal and reported Bama to the NCAA. That Coach is Fulmer.

    As SSA notes, the timing of all these events is very suspect.

    But hey, no one is disputing that Bama cheated and got caught. That case is closed and they paid their dues.

  31. 2008 August 19
    a gonzo permalink

    This is good stuff. The hate is intense for the roids. The pot has been stirred and simmering nicely. 13 days til it’s teed up. See you roids the third weekend in Oct. Bleed orange, bitches.

  32. 2008 August 19
    T. Tuberfield permalink

    Saban = Second best football coach in Alabama

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