The Virginian: William Percivus Harvin
The Gates Percy Harvin is at it again, beating ass [shit in the pit] . Feared throughout the state of Virginia [Ass Beating] as an asshole, Harvin is back at beating ass. This time fighting with “Lil Percy” Chris Rainey. The rumor is that Rainey deleted Harvin off of his MySpace Friends list, thus pissing off Harvin.
I have not read any of the punishments that are going to be doled out by the Herban the Punisher, I think that this is a likely scenario: A running back, that is recovering from an injury, will be suspended for the first 2 games of the season, and will make his debut against Tennessee. I could be wrong on this, but I think that it is the most probable course of action.
The following recount of the fight over “who ate the last piece of chicken, with white meat bitch [its good to be Chris Rainey]” is from “CaneThang”:
Harvin: “I’m Percy Harvin”
Rainey: “No, I was told I’m Percy Harvin”
Harvin: “Listen you little bitch, I’m Percy Harvin”
Rainey: “NOOO, coach said I’mPercy Harvin”
Demps ( in an attempt to calm ) : “wait, I was told I’m Percy Harvin”
Dustin Doe ( seeing whats going on ): “But I was told a few times that I’m Percy Harvin”
Carl Moore ( was unavailable for comment as he was helping his girlfriend renew her gymnastics scholarship )
Patchan looked on in wearing a wife beater while holding a can beer, Natural Light from Pouncey
There is no truth to reports that the fight was broken up when Ronnie “the Rifleman” Wilson fired a pistol in the air “I just wanted to scare them, said Wilson”
Then they have the balls to say that William Percivus Harvin or ‘Percy’ ain’t a leader? Sure as hell looks like to me that he is a leader in beating ass [not a leader?].
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Best “motivational” poster ever
Thanks, Jai…
I’m actually glad you posted this crap…
It finally knocked that fucking bullriding post from the front page so we don’t have to hear that country skank with the fakies and matching beer gut everytime you hit the homepage…