UGA #1 and ‘you know who’ is #2: College Football videos – ESPN Video

2008 August 19
by Jai Eugene

Fail, Bitch

Fail, Bitch

Here is the video of ESPN suck-fest of UGA and the pre-season rankings.  Saint Mark Richt, to me, seems to be giving himself and his team a pat on the back for being nothing more than media darlings at this point in the season.

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I’m not buying into this whole Bowden shucks, down-home, footwashing, snake handling, southern -fried, hip-hop  Prison Ministries Religion stuff he espouses.  There is something dark and sinister about him, but I bet he screams his own name during sex.  He is could be as evil as Herban and Saban.  The only difference is that Richt seems to still have his soul.  Why does he still have his own soul?  He probably had a mama who beat him in the head with a hymnal at rose road church when he was 6 years old…so, you can’t blame him for being confused.

Little known fact: Men that part their hair down the middle, smoke weed/pole.

UGA is a good football team, but there’s no way in the bluest hell they’ll still be there at #1 at the end of the season with the schedule they’re playing. In all likelihood we’ll end up with tOSU Cupcakes at #1again, probably against USC in a suckfest rematch.  The hard truth is that tOSU is going to lose to Southern Cal (badly), and as always is the case with the perpetually weak Big-10, these gag sluts will have enough time to climb back up, only to be bukkaked in front of everyone if they must play an SEC team.

It is common knowledge that ESPN can’t  allow  tOSU to get their beans treated like Ned Beatty again…”it” will not happen.  tOSU will get a marginal BCS B-List school like USF, WVU, Virginia Tech, Oklahoma , Kansas or Missouri that they actually might be able to beat for the BCS NC.

Believe it or not I don’t have anything against OSU (just the annoying fans and their football), just pointing out the most likely scenario.

6 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 August 19
    VolDave53 permalink

    Not necessarily UGA related, but definately a Georgian:

    http://www.break.com/pictures/there-are-no-stupid-questions-just-stupid-people554036.html

  2. 2008 August 19
    Your daddy, Alabama! permalink

    I’m going to agree w/ you on this one….there is something sinster and smug about Richt’s demeanor…he’s like phatipus in the evil way but he covers it up much better!

  3. 2008 August 21
    The Stig permalink

    2001 National Champions
    2006 Nation Champions Runner Up
    2007 Nation Champions Runner Up

    Yeah Ohio State sucks so bad. Who in the hell do they think they are? They can’t even take a month and a half off and go play the for the BCS national championship game in the opposing teams home state without losing. Sad really, If the team I cheer for actually only had 1 national championship and played for 2 others in the past 8 years I would consider them a disgrace.

  4. 2008 August 21
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    @4, yees OSU does suck. They have no business playing in the BCS. Disgrace? Absolutely. Posts like yours only cement the view that you suck.

  5. 2008 August 22
    lyman permalink

    OSHA? OSU? what team is that. tOSU is the firm style tofu i know that, but shouldnt’ they have regional teams in colledge so there would be less to keep up with, and we could save jet fuel? Corn is being abused badly right now, and the resultant hike in liquor prices is making the fans work too hard. I need more time in front of the tube and less trips to the gas station for $5 worth of gas to buy $10 worth of booze.

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