If you close your eyes you can here the glorious trumpet of the “Big AL” blaring from the boomboxes, completing this romantic houndstooth moment.
The Bammeroid Nation must be encouraged by these beautiful acts of combining sacred religious rites with Alabama football tradition. [Thanks Jim Bob Cooter].
Here is the link Waffle House
Ummm… Braves cap. Sorry. I know that your inherent hatred of all things with an “A” permeates your soul, but the navy cap plus the lack of the serif on the top of the “A” means this is, in fact, an Atlanta Braves hat.
I know you never let facts stand in the way of a good story, and I’m sure you won’t here, but alas, this is not a “Bammeroid” (really creative name, btw. Your momma must be so proud).
I think that Bammeroids would lie about lying. Ell, you are a credit to your species
Let’s see, fat chicks, cigarettes, wedding rings from a cracker-jack box, wafflehouse reception……..if it hadn’t been for the hat and the fact they had a “reception” which costs money, you could swear this was up in Errrrrrr country.
I would swear this was in the foothills of tennercee, but in fact it was Georgia, hence the Braves hat!
Roids are everywhere. The fat chicks, mullets, cigs and the “A” are visual cues of the Roid
Bama still cheats
Praise Jesus and pass the maple syrup.
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I have always found it baffling that people from Tennessee try to call people from Georgia and Alabama “rednecks” and “white trash”.
Pot, meet kettle.
Gainesville meet Ocala
It’s almost as if Tennessee people have this “complex”. Where it helps them to deal with the fact that their state is infested with trailer parks, rednecks, white trash, etc., if they tell themselves that other states have those type of people, too. That they then accept it as “normal” but try to tell themselves that other states are way worse than Tennessee is when it comes to white trash because it has to be, it just has to. Like they’re in denial.
Say what you want about Florida. I love it. People pay to come vacation where I live because of the beautiful weather, women, and beaches.
@ 11 and when the first hurricane comes you have to run like hell.
The downside to paradise.
The current one isn’t too bad, not that they have hurricanes in Alabama.
@12:
Egh, it’s not too bad. The people who are new to the state and the media freak out the most, really. I’ll lived here my entire 30 years and never had one hit my city (yet, knock on wood). All we get is rain and wind, and maybe some power outages here and there (like we are right now). It’s a little annoying but that’s about it.
In my opinion it’s well worth a few days of shitty weather to be able to have sunny skies and 80 degree days 8 months out of the year.
@ 11. I lived in Fl for a number of years and still own a rental house, not trailer in P’cola. I sincerely believe there are more trailers and said parks in FL than Roid land and Bleed Orange country put togther. That being said, if you look at almost every category of neckness on the gov’t websites, our roid friends to the South are in the 40′s on the scale. So yes, we can act uppity for the most part if we want.
@11 Suck it
Mobile homes as a percentage of all housing units
Alabama 16.3
Arkansas 14.9
Florida 11.6
Georgia 12
Kentucky 14.9
Louisiana 13
Mississippi 16.6
South Carolina 20.3
Tennessee 11
Also, Florida takes the award as best place to live if you subscribe to Honcho.
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@15: Pensacola and the rest of the panhandle doesn’t count. It’s just South Alabama.
@16: What the fuck is Honcho?
a gonzo:
As Jim Bob said, the panhandle is just lower Alabama. Everyone I know from that area refers to it as that because of the ‘neck-ness of it.
Mob Mentality:
Hey dipshit, if you really want to split hairs over this, let’s do it.
First off, Tennessee is a whole .006 of a percentage point less than Florida. Wow. Amazing.
Secondly, have you ever been to South Florida? There are quite a few retirement communities are gated mobile home communities that are well-kept and have paved roads, etc.
There’s a big difference between the quality of a retirement community mobile home in Florida, and one that Bubba in Tennessee has sitting on a 1/2 acre that is littered with rusty cars on concrete blocks, a burn barrel, a bonfire pit, a rusty plow, sun-faded kiddie play equipment, porch made of plywood etc.
But hey, if that .006 helps you sleep better at night and accept those conditions, I’m all for it, Buddy.
11.6 – 11 = .006
is that gate math?
@19 Listen douchenozzle, I wasn’t splitting hairs. I was stating facts – You stated that Tennessee was ‘trailer park infested’; I say don’t throw stones if you live in a glass house that’s larger.
Also, I didn’t realize your platform was that Florida’s trailer parks were of higher stature. Forgive me.
That said, I live in south Florida. and while I may not be an expert on trailer parks like you, I’ve driven past them. Call em’ what you want but here in south west Florida – a trailer park is just a big a shit hole as it is anywhere else. Spare me your holier than thou bullshit – anyone from the state of Florida that calls anyone else a hillbilly or redneck is a fuckin’ moron.
Mob Mentality:
Your “facts” are from 2004.
I’m no expert, I’ve just driven past them — just like you.
I don’t listen to country music, I don’t drive a 4×4, I’ve never lived in a trailer, never had a mullet, never grown a goatee, don’t wear camo, don’t “dip” or “chew”, don’t wear my cell phone as an accessory on my belt, never been hunting, and I don’t have a southern accent. But if I see someone who fits that description, I’d say they’re a redneck in some shape or form. But since I live in Florida and say that, according to you it makes me a “fuckin’ moron”?
Cool with me. I’ll be the moron who can spot a redneck.
And besides, from the sound of it, one would think you hate the state of Florida. So why in the fuck are you here?!
beave:
You’ve got it bass ackwards, my friend. That is Vol math.
Case in point: It appears that MM is basically stating that Tennessee’s society is more advanced than that of the state of Florida because Florida has .006% more residents living in trailers.
Got it? Are you all caught up now?
The year in which the census was taken does not lesson their validity. You cite a credible source with more up-to-date facts and I’ll concede to your statistics. Until then…
What or who you are is irrelevant. You labeled an entire state as being “trailer park and redneck infested” which is profoundly stupid when your beloved state (and the state I currently reside) is bursting at the seams with rednecks, 4×4′s and trailer parks. Please stop trying to confuse the issue by making it personal.
Further @ 23, No where did I state that Tennessee’s society is more advanced (although I don’t doubt it). Stop trying to spin and deflect away from the fact that you made a factually incorrect insult and you got called on it.
Mob Mentality:
Pay attention. I said:
“It’s almost as if Tennessee people have this “complex”. Where it helps them to deal with the fact that their state is infested with trailer parks, rednecks, white trash, etc., if they tell themselves that other states have those type of people, too.”
Now, by “Tennessee people” I am referring to the Tennessee people on this website as they tend to refer to people from Alabama, Florida, etc. as “rednecks”, “white trash”, etc. If one drew a conclusion based solely on this site, they would think that the state of Tennessee is the only state in the south without rednecks and white trash.
At NO point did I say that NO rednecks reside in the state of Florida. Of course they do. It’s still the south. Quit trying to put words in my mouth so you can personally validate yourself as “calling me out” in a blog comments section. Which, in fact, is quite lame if that’s what gets you off.
If you hate the state of Florida so much, move the fuck out.