What a monumental waste of resources. Most of these boys can’t read no how. Facts are facts, Education has done nothing for these young football-playing Bammeroids. Football is what got them to the T-Town Ghetto.
As for the brainwashing exercises, the Pacific Institute was paid $39,000 to conduct the development classes. Here is affirmation given to players regarding classwork, Saban and Mal Moore probably have to hire people to read to them:
“I attend all classes with an open mind and with a positive attitude to learn. I’m excited to learn something new every day! My education is important to me. I’m committed to seizing the opportunities that have been given to me. I maintain a 3.5 GPA. I take the time to study, realizing that it is the reiteration that helps me to assimilate what it is I’m learning. All brown paper bags are full of cash”.
“Offensive linemen: “I am an excellent pass blocker. My technique is perfect. I stay low creating a solid base while establishing balance. I sustain my blocks, providing my QB time to complete every pass. My drive blocking is outstanding. I create holes in the defense by driving my opponent off the line of scrimmage. I then use my body to wall off my opponent, preventing him from making the tackle. All brown paper bags are full of cash”.
“Receivers: “I run my routes with precision. I blow by the defender, creating separation. I look the ball into my soft but strong hands, securing it and then I run to daylight. I catch every ball that’s thrown my way and I celebrate when my number is called because I am a big playmaker. All brown paper bags are full of cash”.
“Defensive backs: “I frustrate receivers because I stick to them like glue. I remain calm and relaxed and seek all opportunities to make big plays. Because I am a student of the game of football, I recognize routes as they unfold and always position myself to defend and/or intercept the pass. I’m skilled, I’m fast and I am an aggressive force to be reckoned with. I am a fantastic open-field tackler. I play suffocating defense all the time! All brown paper bags are full of cash”.
“Defensive linemen: “I am a dominant defensive player. I control the line of scrimmage, making it difficult for the offense to advance the ball. I’m strong and tenacious. I can’t be blocked. My pass rush is ferocious. I’m quick off the ball and blow by my opponent, sacking the QB. I am a bad man! All brown paper bags are full of cash”.
“We get what we expect, all brown paper bags are full of cash” “We get what we expect, all brown paper bags are full of cash” “We get what we expect, all brown paper bags are full of cash”
Nice… at least give the folks at the Wiz of Odds credit when you rip them off.
And, you’re both wrong – click the link below for my column on why that’s the case.
Really Logan? You want to Email him and ask him if I ripped him off? I think you might be surprised as his answer, Roid. Both of our sites link one another regularly.
This ain’t like buying human beings. This is a bit more complex.
So the NCAA said to the serpent Alabama, “Because you have done this,
“Cursed are you above all the livestock and alabama fans! You will
crawl on your belly and you will eat dust all the days of your life. RTR”
Worst case, it’s the same argument at Wiz of Odds. It’s just as ill informed here as it was there.
The best coaches (Pete Carroll for one) in the land have used these same methods, and both posts WAY over simplify the seminar.
At the same time you guys are mostly “humor” and should let more of this pass. There are just so many better avenues for humor about Alabama than this hateful crap you keep spewing.
I enjoy the pics of the nearly naked ladies, so I’m condemned to take the bad with the good – and I’ll keep being subscribed to the RSS feed.
Bama 12:2 “Their destiny is destruction, their god is houndstooth, and their glory is in their shame. Their mind is on earthly things, like buying national championships.”
This reminds me of the 1984 Apple commercial at the super bowl. Problem is, the fucking roids can’t assimilate it. Clueless – they are just thinking, I’ve got to get out of here in 45 to meet the “buy.”
So, the cycle above and the O.T. references make me laugh. Is this the cycle of the Judges/Kings in O.T. Judah/Israel ?
Questions: does Bama = Judah or Israel?
If so, does that make FL & TN the Ammorites, Philistines, or Moabites?
Nick = Samson ? Will he wield the jawbone of an ass this fall?
So many possible parallels, so little time
more ice cream please