TRENT FLUBBS AND KNOB SCREWUS HAVE BLACKLISTED ALL BLOGGERS AT LWS FROM VOLKWEST. FOR OUR BELOVED READERS, PLEASE STAY TUNED. THIS SHOULD BE A LOT OF FUN. WE PROBABLY WOULDN’T HAVE MINDED SO MUCH IF WE HAD BEEN GIVEN PRIOR NOTICE. BUT TRENT DECLARED WAR ON US. WE HAVE NO CHOICE.

Overall, this has been one of the best days in recent memory for the wordsmiths over at Volkwest. Not too many glaring errors. Here are a few that we found: “I have said this a long time ago, let them doubt me all they want.” – Not sure if this is JC’s actual statement or [...]

The BCS National Championship win by LSU over perennial cupcake Ohio State proves yet again that the Southeastern Conference is far superior to any other conference when it comes to football. 10 teams out of 12 bowl-eligible, 9 get bids, 7 wins. Thanks Florida for losing to your Big 10 Cupcake. Sorry Big 12, your [...]

That will be my mountain values headline Tuesday morning, unless Trent Flubbs and Knob Screwus steal it from me. Am I overstepping my bounds here? Austin Lice?? Maybe that fourth guy, Bo Bice? Maybe he will write the lead story. Who knows. All I know is that Flubbs and Gen. Musharraf better keep their hands [...]

Note, I bet that the Cromptonites hate Andy Kelly for wearing the #8 Jersey.  Sick fuckers

Some of Volquest’s most beloved posters were blacklisted without warning overnight. Details as they emerge……….Brent Hubbs has been asked to comment on this shocking development. Stay tuned!!!!!!

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