Grammarquest: Tuesday, August 26

2008 August 26
by lloydbraun

Overall, this has been one of the best days in recent memory for the wordsmiths over at Volkwest. Not too many glaring errors.

Here are a few that we found:

“I have said this a long time ago, let them doubt me all they want.” – Not sure if this is JC’s actual statement or just Trent Flubbs working his word magic.

“If he catches a few balls, in Tallahassee you might hear a few “dang-gums”.” LOL!

“Norm Chow is a terrific offensive mastermind” – As opposed to those mediocre masterminds

“The secondary is rich in talent.” – Good job! Stick with short sentences.

“Crompton’s ascension to the starting job has been eagerly awaited by many Vol fans since he signed with Tennessee as an All-American prep star from nearby Waynesville, N.C.” – No shit Sherlock. Kind of like Tonya Harding was eager to “step in” for Nancy Kerrigan.


“It doesn’t take a rocket scientists to deduce that ‘gut-check’ time comes early for the Vols.” A “rocket scientist(s)” Gen. Musharraf??? It’s better than the flowery nonsense we normally get.

3 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 August 26
    Pearl Jam 2008 permalink

    I donkey punched Hubbs wife

  2. 2008 August 26
    Steve Alatorre permalink

    It’s just too easy for ya, Jai.

  3. 2008 August 27
    Jim permalink

    Imagine, moronic posts by a vol. Who would have thunk it? Thanks for pointing that out Lloyd.

    For those of us that do not frequent Voltalk, could someone concisely explain the basis for the VT/LWS feud? Sounds like the Hattfields and McCoys, maybe EER should get involved.

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