Emotional progression of a Vol Fan……

1. 
   2008 September 2

   Kevin C. permalink

   What a disgrace to the SEC. The vols are terrible. You suck.
2. 
   2008 September 2

   lloydbraun permalink

   I know Kevin. We do suck. Please forgive us.
3. 
   2008 September 2

   Headbanger permalink

   nah sucking is getting beat by somebody’s 4th string, not 3rd string.
4. 
   2008 September 2

   bwfull permalink

   I’ll take a Vol’s fan apologizing after a loss as opposed to Eeyore’s empty cockiness and pathetic rationalization. Well written LLOYD.
5. 
   2008 September 2

   HappyEer permalink

   As a WVU fan, I’m not going to say anything remotely resembling “Vols suck” or “SEC sucks”. Evidence (read Clemson) says otherwise.

   The Vols will take this as the insult that it is, and bring a world-class beatdown from here forward. Have a Big Gulp – sized libation of your choice & prepare for next week. Redemption will come.
6. 
   2008 September 2

   Jim permalink

   Please do not fire Fulmer until after the UF game.
7. 
   2008 September 2

   look_out_that_chow_bites permalink

   Battle captain? I looked back and saw were you called Fulmer your battle captain? OMG! Friends in SoCal want to know why Austin Powers’ dentist is so popular with the Orange Nation. They told me this little gem, and I fell for it hard – SoCal buddy : “Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Knoxville?” Me: “No way, are you sure?” SoCal buddy: “Yeah, I’m sure. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a TEETHBRUSH!” Me: LOL!

   I hope you have all loomed up the truck and are making your way out of my home state. Bruins Bit**!
8. 
   2008 September 2

   lloydbraun permalink

   We are the Bruin’s bitch. You dominated us and made us look silly. We suck. Congratulations and good luck the rest of the way to UCLA.

   At Tennessee, we make opposing backup quarterbacks legends.
9. 
   2008 September 2

   Your daddy, Alabama permalink

   Wow, looks like the towel has been thrown in….all i heard was how great Cromp is/was…guess will have to see! ….question, are you still happy they re-signed phat to another contract?
10. 
    2008 September 2

    lloydbraun permalink

    You never heard anybody on this blog pumping Crompton. If you want to be honest and say that we suck, that is fine. But we never pumped Crompton, in fact we’ve sounded the warning for years.
11. 
    2008 September 2

    scorched colon permalink

    It’s not like we lost to ULM (LULz) or something. UCLA is in the PAC 10 and beat USC a couple of years ago
12. 
    2008 September 2

    Headbanger permalink

    Fulmer is 11-4 against Alabama, so if beating Alabama is a reason to be happy, yes I’m happy they re-signed him.
13. 
    2008 September 2

    a gonzo permalink

    Scroched Colon; only to a point. This is a down year for them, they had their third string QB in. I watched numerous powder blue shirts limping off the field in the first half. The expectations for the Vols were high with Foster back, 5 returning off linemen, on paper one of the best def backfields in the country……on and on and on. Oh, and there were four turnovers that we didn’t tak advantage of…….

    You then compare this debacle to a Roid fest where you had a number of true freshmen stepping up to the plate and destroying the hotdogs from the ACC.

    If quick changes are made, it’s going to be a long campaign.
14. 
    2008 September 2

    3rd Down H-Back permalink

    Anyone know how the Barn did against ULM?

    9/11, never forget bitches
15. 
    2008 September 2

    jack crevol permalink

    Tennessee is the balls when it’s the underdog.

    Fulmer is my battle captain. Chavis is a mo ron who’s game has passed him up. ie, Whu? Adjustments? What are those!!!

    Go Big Fucking Orange!! TN will be fine.
16. 
    2008 September 2

    Jack J permalink

    The time for self-delusion and rationalization has past my brothers. As long as Mr Donut roams the sidelines at “The Rock” , we will be hoping for a solid third place in the East and a bid to one of those second or “turd” tier bowls. The scales have fallen from mine eyes. I am taking a pledge to go to no more games or buy any fuking thing with Vols printed on it until the fat SOB is replaced with someone who can win a GD ,BCS Bowl game.

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