As a Vol, I apologize to the rest of the continent. Especially to you SEC fans who, for whatever reason, put your faith in us to win with the world watching. Please, never do that again. Your feelings are to important and I can’t stand to see you hurting. We will move on and we will try to do it better in the future, but I can’t promise that we will get the job done.

“Please forgive us, we know not what we do

Please forgive us, we can’t stop loving you

Don’t deny us, this pain we’re going through

Please forgive us, we need you like we do”

As Vol fans, we do need the rest of the SEC……specifically for bowl money. We need you more than ever to help keep us afloat as we drift farther away from goodness. We are lost, without a sail, paddle, or quarterback.

So please, let us lean on you for awhile. We are tired of trying to live up to your standards. We don’t want to date you anymore, because you deserve better. But maybe we can play the fat girl to your hot girl and we can pick up the scraps you leave behind. After all, fat girls are easy and so are the Vols.