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Ruff n Tuff

Mountain Warrior has sand in his vagina [link]  Are the ‘Nites going to use this as the excuse for J-Crompt playing like piss against UCLA?  Awaiting response from Momma and Poppa Crompton. 

What a great day to be a Mountie

We destroyed a tough as nails Villanova team and showed the CFB world that we still have a great offensive line, young and quick defensive line.  I think the offense will be outstanding this year. Keep in mind however that the better teams (i.e. Auburn) will bring more to the table. Pressure on Pat White  [...]

That’s a Lot of Baptizing!

A prominent poster on Volkwest is saying that Crompton was basically baptized by fire Monday night. Let’s see…we have a third year junior who started at Arkansas in 06 and played 99% of the game against LSU. Let’s hope that he is indeed fully baptized now.

IT’S TIME FOR THE PLAYERS OF THE GAME.

DEFENSE: Dan Williams…….big guy, I love watching you play. You are just a football player and we are lucky to have you. OFFENSE Montario Hardesty…I wish you could stay healthy for once. You are a beastly stud with the ball in your hands. Other than that, we lost and I don’t think a lot of [...]

Big Orange Roundtable #9

One simple but direct question this week: Who were you most disappointed in at UCLA, and what is your greatest concern for this team going forward? 0-3 when taking a bulk of the snaps, 0-3.  Jon Crompton was bad, he was worse than I ever believed possible.  We here at the LWS believed that the [...]

WORDS OF WISDOM FROM KNOB SCREWUS

KNOB – This may be a minority opinion, but I’ll be surprised if you don’t see significant improvement from Crompton in his next start. LLOYD – A howler monkey would be a significant improvement from Monday night. I think Crompton should strive for ultra-secret double-classified meganormous differentness.

F. C. King Links

Olympic Cheater Nicky Fleites Pick me up Skateboarding douche somehow avoids death We Survived Lincoln, Nebraska & Shot-Ski The Friday Free-for-All: A cornucopia of topical goodness She’s Uncoachable – Brenda Lynn Acevedo What’s Worse Than Catching Your Parents Banging? Funny call centre conversations Site News, Selfish Whoring and Football Picks Picture of the Day How [...]

OPEN LETTER TO PHILLIP FULMER

Coach Fulmer: Do you remember how you felt after BAMA embarassed you last year? Coach like that again starting……..now! You need a MAJOR sense of urgency upgrade. We haven’t lost a game in conference yet. But you are about to lose and lose in a most humiliating fashion if you don’t find someway to motivate [...]