OPEN LETTER TO PHILLIP FULMER
2008 September 3
Money in the bank
Coach Fulmer:
Do you remember how you felt after BAMA embarassed you last year? Coach like that again starting……..now! You need a MAJOR sense of urgency upgrade.
We haven’t lost a game in conference yet. But you are about to lose and lose in a most humiliating fashion if you don’t find someway to motivate your players.
We know, you think you are a good motivator. You’re not. We know, you aren’t that excitable. Find somebody who is.
Please, you need to find another level and find it now. Another level of desire, another level of motivation, another level of anything. Another level on Donkey Kong I don’t care. Just find it and find it now.
Thanks,
LB
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A few days ago he was your “battle captain” and a faultless inspiration. Tisk, tisk.
First, Vols!
And by Vols I mean bitc*es.
Man, you guys lost – get over it.
It might even (gasp!) happen again at ASU later this year.
Has anyone seen my teeth this morning?
Hell yes Andrew! Tell these Vawls to stop crying, its not like they lost to Pitt with the opportunity to play in the NC game on the line.
Nope its not like that. They weren’t even close to being in the running for the NC game.
@5 No one is really in the running yet. We have had 1 week of football.
So really we WERE undefeated and IF we ran the table we probably would have gone to a NC just like most other teams in the country.
During the game they flashed Dave Clawson’s resume up there and I could not believe it so I looked it up on wiki. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Clawson
How did Vol fans not go ape shit when they hired this guy? Did a bunch of high school coaches turn the job down? This guy went 29-29 at Fordham and 29-20 Richmond. Those were his two biggest jobs and the two biggest schools he coached for on any level.
Richmond’s biggest game is against William and Mary. I am sure the ride into Colonial Williamsburg is intimidating, but this guy is going to be shitting himself when UF rolls into town. I would not be surprised if he asks Urban Meyer for his autograph after the game.
@6 – No shit. I was referring to the comment posted at 4, which does refer to last year.
@8, who lost to Pitt last year?
Cant argue with 33-5 and 3 straight top 10 seasons.
33-5 is a great record. It must have sucked watching Texas, Florida, and LSU win the National Championship those years.
Who has more football national championships, WVU or Marshall?
I coached Bryan Westbrook.
Jon Crom is no Bryan Westbrook.
John Chavis said that he was going to play prevent in the second half of all of our games. He said he would stop when I grew a decent mustache and started to run the ball more. I told him that a Williams Man keeps his facial hair how he damn well pleases.
@ 11 – Beating the SEC champs was pretty awesome one of those years.
I remember how I felt after Bama embarassed Phil last year.
It’s going to be fun watching these next years unfold.
Let me tell you something, Jim.
You can suck my three inch penis and go die in a fire. I coached Bryan by God Westbrook.
Kiss my ass Mr. IBM… we made another family decision. Forget all that shit about me and my son wanting Coach Cut gone.
We want him back and your overmatched ass is going to Duke.
Jon should of thrown it 60 times… 41 doesn’t even get that Howitzer of an arm warmed up.
Clawson’s three play offense really gets your Orange juice flowing. When executed by Crompton, who throws like the “circumcised warthog in boxing gloves”, it is particularly pleasing to the eye. The “Battle Captain” was collapsed on deck in a coma.
Am I the only Gator fan left that still thinks UT will give us a tough game in Knoxville?
I mean, it was only 1 bad game for them.
WE THREW THIS UCLA GAME IN ORDER TO MAKE U GATORS THINK THAT WE ARE BUNCH OF LOSERS WHO CANT THROW, CATCH OR HOLD ON TO THE BALL. WE MAY ALSO BARELY BEAT UAD TO LULL YOU INTO A FALSE SENSE OF HUBRIS. WE HAVE A PLAN.
@18
Yes, you are.
LL, the Vols will be pissed off and will be at home…
But UCLA??? WTF???
@19 I knew there was a good reason.
Jim Bob-
You’re right. They shouldn’t have lost to a 3rd string QB. But it appeared to me that the key to that game was UCLA’s D-Line.
I’m just saying that they’ll be playing at home with nothing to lose and will be fired up/out for revenge. I still think the Mighty Gators win, but it will be a pretty close game.
The key the the UT/UCLA game was Foster’s fumble and J-Crompt playing like Rex Fucking Grosman minus any self-control.
“He’s triple covered…. FUCK IT, I’M THROWING IT DEEP!!!!”
Ahem, Correction: Playing like Rex Fucking Grossman plays for the Chicago Bears.
Crompton made those bad throws everytime he got pressured by UCLA’s D-Line.
J-Crompt was trying to throw the ball out of the fucking LA Coliseum
Video of J-Crompt Monday
Shit. LMAO.
I went to Williams.
I look like a news anchor and I don’t fuck around.
@16, you see that I sat your boy out of practice yesterday? I told you not to mess with me. I went to Williams and coached Bryan Westbrook, damnit. I have many leather bound books.
Look I just know its time to fire Fulmer, He was a great coach but his time has came and gone what do you thiink???