1) Pat doesnt really need to try the “Stafford Diet” as you suggest – it might doom him to be a 53% career passer who drunkenly cuddles with other men in Talladega.

2) UGA lost to a freshman Pat White in Atlanta. Dont ever forget that as I will never stop reminding you.

3) Your DAWGS!!!! are going to lose 2-3 games. Spurrier will beat you…for the 27,000th time, some team that isn’t supposed to (Vandy) will beat you, and maybe UA, LSU, or Auburn.

4) Please kill this guy already – we’re all tired of seeing him
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5) At least Devine’s been laid that many times, which I’ll bet is more than you can say.

6) Do you see the obvious redundancy in mocking the loss to Pitt, while also saying “Oh yeah, you beat us once, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. that’s almost like Miss St hanging their hat on the fact that they beat Florida”? Of course not.

7) Let me guess – you didn’t actually go to UGA, you’re just a fan….like every other f’n soul in the state or Georgia. Its amazing how you guys grow as the team improves.

Richt needs to stop going to the tanning bed.

It’s painful enough to watch Jai and Lloyd lose their minds over Rocky Tops Choke on the West Coast, but then for you to pop up and yap about a team that most of the country could give a shit about, in a conference that is irrelevant to most of the nation is like a horsefly bite to the scrotum (yeah, unfortunately I know what that’s like, let me know if your twisted mind wants more detail).

You have a QB that needs to spend every second he can at an “All You Can Eat” buffet to put some size on his skinny ass so he won’t sprain his vagina when he gets tackled by a real D1 playa and a running back (Devine) that wasn’t fast enough to play in his own state (see: Rainey, Chris and Demps, Jeffery).

Your finest hour will be IF you manage to beat Pitt (NOT) and then you can celebrate with 50,000 other so called “college graduates” a 7-5 season, where you’ll all still have delusions of MNC achievements for 2010…..until your realize that Pat
White: A) isn’t smart enough to graduate, even from WVU B) that Noel Devine has already fathered 27 children by 26 different fat white mountain trash ho’s.

Please STFU now, and never expose us to your retarded rhetoric again…..Oh yeah, you beat us once, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. that’s almost like Miss St hanging their hat on the fact that they beat Florida once.

However, those new WVI helmets are cool!