Rocky Top: The Alternate Version
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I forgot to add that this version was received by email. My beloved Vols are making me have hot flashes.
Once two boneheads coached ol’ Rocky Top,
One thin, the other quite fat.
One clapped his hands each time a pass was dropped,
In the box the other sat.
Cutcliffe leaves and in comes Clawson now,
He’s gonna change things around.
Same ol’ crap as it’ll always be;
Cause Phil thinks his offense is sound…
Rocky Top, you’ll always be,
Home Sweet Home to me.
Good ol’ Rocky Top,
Worst in the SEC.
Phil must go, of that there is no doubt,
Hamilton must like these days.
All he really cares to think about
Is giving Phat Phil a raise.
4th and long we try three field goals,
All from fifty yards away.
Guess why Rocky Top is ranked near last,
In offense and field goals made…
Rocky Top, you’ll always be,
Home Sweet Home to me.
Good ol’ Rocky Top,
Worst in the SEC.
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Not bad, Jai. However, I am partial to the version us Gators chant when we see Vols walk by (or cruise by with their trailer home in tow):
Rocky Top, you’ll always be
Second in the S-E-C.
Good ol; Rocky Top, WOOO!
Inbred Tennessee!
Are you guys really still this “down” after that game? It’s Thursday. I know it must be a tough loss to take, but you all have the entire season ahead of you. Think how much this loss will make the Vols play with a chip on their shoulder when the Mighty Gators come to town on the 20th.
You beat me to it LL, but I remember it a little bit differently.
“SWAMPY TOP, you’ll always be
Second in the S-E-C…”
I am saddend by this Jai. Maybe you should team up with Volquest or outermogial or whatever the hell they are called.
Whatever happened to VOLS BITCH!
3 play Clawson.
This site has gotten depressing. I’ll check back once the Vols win a game (which I hope is soon for most of your sakes).
I hope you have sons. Beautiful, handsome boys. Articulate, educated, and athletic. And I hope they have their legs taken from them, so you can know what this pain is like.
Sorry, no sons, but I know the pain, Ricky…I remember it from when the Vols came to Baton Rouge in 2005.
We had much better personnel and matchups. The only reason this happened is, once again, we were out coached. Fulmer is the anti-christ. He’s the cause of our pain.
@8 I was referring to having the game in hand at halftime, and then pissing it away.
@8. I understand your point. I’m still on a rant over the fucking contest I watched the other night that had my eyes on fire in the fucking forth qwarter. Phat Phil, Clawfense and Chavis fucked it away. Plain and simple. A coach that had been run from football for years on his first game back with the Wizard of Chow made them look like Jr. High coaches. No adjustments on defense to stop the short passing attack, an offense scheme that looked the same as 6 years ago and the kids who looked lack luster with no fight in em. Phat Phil should have had his foot knee deep in ‘dem asses….