For fuck’s sake, what is wrong with ESPN, Mike Patrick and Arian Foster?  Here are some  philosophical quotes for Foster’s new store:

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the bouncing football. ~Aesop

Before enlightenment – chop wood, secure the damn ball. After enlightenment – chop wood, secure the damn ball. ~Zen Buddhist Proverb

Losing the football doesn’t makes you wiser than throwing a pick. ~Ludwig Börne

The football that doesn’t want to be carried is not secure when it is carried by Foster. ~G.C. Lichtenberg

The fumbles you can’t recover are the hardest to heal. ~Astrid Alauda