Arian Foster’s Philosophy Store
2008 September 5
For fuck’s sake, what is wrong with ESPN, Mike Patrick and Arian Foster? Here are some philosophical quotes for Foster’s new store:
Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the bouncing football. ~Aesop
Before enlightenment – chop wood, secure the damn ball. After enlightenment – chop wood, secure the damn ball. ~Zen Buddhist Proverb
Losing the football doesn’t makes you wiser than throwing a pick. ~Ludwig Börne
The football that doesn’t want to be carried is not secure when it is carried by Foster. ~G.C. Lichtenberg
The fumbles you can’t recover are the hardest to heal. ~Astrid Alauda
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“Hands” Foster needs a drug test. Of course I do to as a result of that fucking game.