SEC Power Poll Week 2
The big SEC powerpoll is here [Garnet and Black]
Florida – Percy is the offensive key. Without Percy, the Gates ride Tebow of Nazareth right down the shitter. Keep the Bow on the field, 4th quarter, with a 3 TD lead and see how durable he really is (remember the 2007 season?). Percy Harvin is Timmy’s yang.
LSU - Pretty easy choice. Hurricanes are keeping Les Miles mentally occupied and away from the actual Xs and Os.
UGA – When UGA actually does something to distinguish themselves, the entire state of Georgia can just go meet the horned one.
Auburn – I want to cockpunch Tubby for messing with the offense. I need the Barn to beat Bama when Fulmer fails.
Alabama – Louisiana teams (ULM, LSU) have pitched a tent in Saban’s head. Like Who-li-o, the Roids struggled against Tulane. They beat a team from the weakest conference in football, and SI puts them on the cover! Number 13 or 39 they are balling! Let me save the Roids rancid meth-breath with a quick 41-17 posting. Fulmer owns that Roid ass 11-4.
Ole Miss – Nutt is busting it with Orgeron’s recruits. Maybe O should have stayed and recruited for the school without a mascot
Tennessee – My Battle Captain coaches to lose. On 3rd and 19? John Chavis appears to be dead above the shoulders. I facepalm at how UT can’t turn opportunities into points.
Vanderbilt – Would win the Big East and the Big 10 Conference.
Kentucky – Respect-o-meter is steadily ticking upwards.
Mississippi State – Respect-o-meter is steadily ticking downwards.
South Carolina – Spurrier outdoes Fulmer, Saban and Richt as he undercoaches the Cocks to another choking loss to Vandy. Succop Spurrier! Succop Rank Smelley ‘Cock!
Arkansas – Bless their hearts, If Petrino has a heart, it is black and shriveled
Comments
Overall the SEC is clearly superior to any other conference. Remember: Any losses to other member schools only stresses how strong the SEC is…it in no way points out a weakness at all. Only strength.
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As a Gator, I’m a little disappointed that the running game hasn’t had a RB separate himself from the pack yet. Kestahn Moore is not the answer. I know he’s a Senior and knows the offense, but he doesn’t make anything happen. Moody has been nursing a sprained ankle suffered in the Hawaii game. Hopefully he’ll be at full strength soon.
Evidently, Percy’s timing was still a little off from not practicing for almost a month. Thus the reason he touched the ball only 6 times. Now that he’s practicing full-time, that should change in the coming games.
I understand that Meyer and Mullen want to keep Tebow in the pocket more, but he’s a very effective player when he can improvise and make things happen.
I would really hesitate before putting UT ahead of Vandy or USC. Spurrier especially has Fulmer’s number.
Orgeron did particularly well with the offensive and defensive line recruits. Made up of juniors and seniors, the OL averages 6-4 331, aggressive and quick. On defense, Marcus Tillman, Peria Jerry, Ted Laurent and Greg Hardy (He will be back for Vanderbilt) are top class SEC defensive linemen. The biggest steal for Orgeron was convincing Jevan Snead to come to Oxford. That was huge.
Landing Joe McKnight was HUGE for Ole Miss!
The question remains…Can Jerrel Powe read yet?
No
Huh?
Wow, an undefeated team at the bottom of the barrel?
Ole Miss @ # 5 when they had to use trick plays to beat Memphis, and couldn’t take down an ACC team? WTF!
Mississippi St. lost to fucking LA. Tech
Arkansas is so scary, Texas postponed the game. They aren’t even worried about hurricane Ike, they are worried about Hurricane Dick in their Ass.
“Without Percy, the Gates ride Tebow of Nazareth right down the shitter.”
And yet the Gators are undefeated in games that Harvin hasn’t played in…
Myth debunked…
What is the exchange rate on a million dollar Fulmer?
#10 an eight win season
@8 Can’t argue with most of that, Fool, but Ike has been suddenly strengthened by a big blast of air from the north, which would be the huge (but temporary) sigh of relief coming out of the Ozarks.
8-The way Petrino and your Sausage Jockeys blew away those first two twinkies, I’m sure Mack Brown shit his pants.
4-Who needs Joe McKnight when Nutt slipped Brandon Bolden right out from under The Hat’s nose. Besides, McKnight was destined to run wild against the Fails this Saturday.
@15 Hat (bless his imbecilic heart) is just fine on RB’s, thank you very much. Nutt learned very well in Pigland how to snatch up the La prospects we didn’t want. McKnight got away from Hat, admittedly.
Nutt also learned how to take care of the Hat in Triple OT.
Touche, zag
@16 i don’t think McKnight seriously considered LSU. He would have been too close to his peeps, if you know what i’m saying. Here’s to Eddie Lacy in ‘09.