SEC Football: Most Annoying Traits
So what makes SEC football the best football in the NCAA besides the level of athleticism, championships, and dominant performance over the other conferences? It’s the pageantry and tradition. Fans gathering to tailgate, Marching bands and cheerleaders, and the picturesque palaces of college football where thousands of fans gather to witness the battles every Saturday from September through Novemenber.
But you know what sucks about all of that? Every stadium I’ve been to, and every band and fan section I’ve ever run into carries with them a huge desire to will their team on to victory, and to annoy you and your own fans into insanity. So here is what you can expect to find most annoying in every stadium in the SEC.
Alabama – While Alabama has more great traditions in their little pinky than most schools around the country, they have more annoying traits than whole conferences combined. The Houndstooth hats are visually distracting, but the most annoying thing at an Alabama sports even is the piping in of Lynard Skynnard’s “Sweet Home Alabama”, or the butchering of the song by the overpriced Million Dollar Band.
Arkansas – While Houston Nutt was annoyed by FOI requests, most visitors to Reynold’s Razorback Stadium are annoyed by Hog fans attempts to find dinner with crys of “woo pig sooie” emanating from the stands, but the real annoying thing at football games comes on every first down where the announcer yells “That’s another Arkansas Razorback!” and the fans reply “First Down!” with a fanfare from the band every time. It gets old after 30 times a game win they move the chains.
Auburn – The last time I found myself in Auburn, AL, despite the fact I was annoyed at being in nowhere Alabama, I was mostly annoyed by the video screens playing Under Armour commercials every time the Tigers were on defense … CLICK CLACK! But the real annoying thing is the refusal for the Auburnites to choose between Eagles and Tigers.
Florida – Jorts, and Tebows goofy grin. Those things will pass, the annoyance that won’t pass is the gator chomp.
Georgia – Glory to Ol’ Georgia is the most redundant fight song on the face of the planet. Everytime I hear that high trumpet fanfare I cringe, because I know they’re about to bring it around again. Between that and the drunkest most obnoxious fans I am happy to leave the cesspool of the South every time I go.
Kentucky – OOOOOHH! C-A-T-S CATS CATS CATS! No school has ever been more proud of spelling a four letter word in the history of college athletics. The Kentucky fan base isn’t really that bothersome at their own arenas, but every year in CAtlanta, the streets are covered in blue, until the cats lose, and then you’re annoyed by poor Kentucky fans trying to sell their ticket books to you for gas money to drive north.
LSU – Corndogs and the smell associated. I submit the following video.
Mississippi – Besides the racism and difficulty choosing a mascot, the Ole Miss fans have made a mockery of all college sports fans everywhere. Whoever thought Hotty Toddy was a good idea, should be shot. Hotty Toddy, Gosh almighty, Who the fuck are we? Hell no, I don’t know, Damn man, Ole Miss Thanks Mom!
Mississippi St. – When it comes to the bulldogs of Miss. St. it really comes down to their shitty teams. Who else in the SEC can be that consistently bad? The cowbells were once annoying, but at this point its like, why not just let them have the cowbells. I think they need the help.
South Carolina – Currently the most annoying thing in Columbia is the Spurrier Cock that still thinks he has what it takes to build a Championship program again. South Carolina fans still think penis jokes are funny “Nobody can lick our cocks!” Okay, Penis Jokes are still funny. Despite having the worst band in the SEC, the most annoying thing is the South Carolina Pregame show. Congratulations, you made your mascot “appear” on the field in a cage!
Tennessee – Rocky Top, Rocky Top, Rocky Top! Fuck! How many times can they play that FUCKING SONG? It’s like a parade of aneurisms dancing in my brain at the end of a game against the Vols.
Vanderbilt – The commodores have outdone all other schools with their mascot. Even with the new face unveiled last year, it’s still fucking creepy, and not at all intimidating. Oh, and what the hell is up with that fog horn? Thank God they suck so bad you only hear it at the beginning of the game.
And that’s that, The most annoying traits of your SEC schools.
I’ll let you guys decide who wins, but I’m pretty sure it’s the orange bastards in Kuh-Noxville.
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As a Mississippi State alum, I have to say that you are almost right in your assessment. The thing that is asinine about State fans is that fail to realize that we average 4.1 wins a season and the school is over 120 miles from the nearest MALL, yet the rabid fans STILL think that State can be a National Champion given the right coach. How can the Bulldogs recruit? I suggest kidnapping.
It really says something about your program when Jerious Norwood is the greatest player to ever don your helmet. Seriously, give me another. Fuck you, Dee Dee Lewis, Eric Moulds? Wikipedia catagorizes Eric Moulds as a “living person.” I disagree.
However, Mississippi State should attempt to join the Big-10 (11), they would be National Champions in no time.
Fool, can’t believe you didn’t mention our incessant yelling of “Tigerbait!” at visiting fans.
I can’t mention “Tigerbait!” when it’s on the same level as “Gatorbait”.
Though, I do remember going down to Baton Rouge for a game having a pep rally with a typical fatass LSU fan saying “Tigerbait” in rythem to our cheers.
Women in dresses and cowboy boots at MSU who consider that “game day wear”. Where’s the guy with the rainbow fright wig when we need him to give fashion lessons? Nothing says $10 whore more than that. “Just get in my el camino and leave the cash in the ash tray when you’re done!”
And the next time I hear Hotty Fucking Toddy I’m going to eat a gun….”Who the fuck are we?” I’ll tell you what you are…one very average football team who will win the SEC about as often as MSU.
@3 Well, despite what Wally Hall may tell you, woo pig sooey is recognized as a sign of social retardation/ignorance outside of Arkansas state lines (see Dana Altman).
it’s a helluva a lot more intimidating than misspelling the word “go”
Oh oops we just stumbled upon the dumbest trait from LSU.
Who gave that fucking Oklahoma State fan an LSU shirt?
@6 At least we can spell BCS
you guys spell that Beauxl Championchip Sers?
Why are you so pissed off? Did you want to be the most annoying team? It’s gotta be frustrating to only be hated by Ole Miss and Arkansas while EVERYONE hates Florida, Bama, and Tennesee?
I think LSU might be the least despised team to win a National Championship. But the fans are really trying to be annoying.
@9 Pissed off? Naw, I wouldn’t go that far. Altheaux all of my Hog friends do tell me we have the worst fans, I’ve told them for years that there’s a lot worse in the league. I’ll be sure to point out your posting next time it comes up.
11- No, no. Tiger fans are the scuzziest but not the worst. The absolute worst, bottom of the barrel, scumbag fans are those obese, snarly, barbeque nacho slopping, redneck women from Alabama.
Thanks for that image, zag
I have experienced LSU fans from an Ole Miss and Auburn perspective, here’s my two cents.
As an Ole Miss fan they are the most obnoxious, trashiest, arrogant, raging alcoholic fans. They are worse than State fans.
From an Auburn standpoint, they are good natured, laid-back, and fun-loving. Not bad at all, better than UGA fans.
@15 Must be the common mascot.
Come on BigFoot, you dissappoint. The best you can come up with for LSU is a student eating? Somehow I expected more from someone who who danced on our National Title hopes while our dumb coach ran away to Michigan.
15-The best fans I have ever been around were six Chinese guys at an Ole Miss-LSU game in Baton Rouge. They screamed Ding How at the top of their lungs the entire game and didn’t seem to know or care who won.
Ding How–now that was a fine chinee restaurant.