Buckeyes: Windsock status changed to “shredded”

2008 September 15
by Jai Eugene

Tattered Windsock: To render one’s anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.

Good lord. Ohio State should be banished from the top 20 after this  followup sub par shitty performance to another sub par shitty performance. Utterly terrible. Just beyond bad.  I have never been to Ohio but does the sun even shine there? If so there is a conference called Sun Belt if  they should consider applying for an upgrade. I suspect that Fails would not win that conference either.  On the bright side, the Buckeyes won’t be setting the record of most consecutive BCS championship games lost in a row. So they’ve got that going for them.

Hilarious. Ohio State barely beat Ohio last week and just got laughed off of prime time television, even Musburger was jumping off of the Big 10 Bandwagon.  Herbie on the other hand sounded as if someone had just killed his dog.   Just one more game of fail by the Sweater.   Let’s not even mention tOSU’s awesome record against our nation’s finest, the SEC. They’ve got a lot of games left that are looking like they are going to be very bumpy for this shitty shitty team.

Of course the liberal left wing sports media will use this loss as a set up for OSU. They will probably roll the Big Ten this year and win the conference. All it takes is USC to pull another Stanford and ka-pow and tOSU is back in the BCS. It is a given that the  SEC winner will have at least one loss and the Big 12 just sucks (not as bad as the Big 10) so don’t be surprised when you see the one loss Buckeyes back in the championship game getting blown out yet again.

8 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 September 15
    Jokers Wild permalink

    Tressel made a great and calculated decision not to play Beanie Baby Wells against USC. He knew OSU would lose the game either way. Now when OSU beats the rest of the cupcakes on their big 10 schedule, they have a built in excuse for losing to USC that will satisfy the media darlings that will lobby for them to be back in the title game.

  2. 2008 September 15
    zigzag permalink

    1-Perfect assessment. Vestman did not want Ray Maualuga mangling Beanie, secure in the knowledge that they could not beat USC and knew the loss would be blamed partly on Beanie’s absence. There are two teams left on the Fail’s schedule, Wisconsin and Penn State. Don’t know about PS but Wisconsin will beat their sorry ass, but the dipshits at ESPN will be touting OSU back to the top.

    Southern Cal is a grade above everyone right now and there is absolutely no reason for them to lose another game considering that lineup of jello they have to run through.

  3. 2008 September 15
    Mob Mentality permalink

    I laugh my ass off every time I see that chick in the pirate hat sucking on that Ohio State grog. F’n Genius. That is all.

  4. 2008 September 16
    gregory Salter permalink

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  5. 2008 September 24
    Bubba permalink

    You guys suck worse then they ever dreamed of ! At least they have “some” class !

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